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All of those cassette tapes being thrown into our trash dumps are really starting to add up. Piles and piles of Journey tapes lie waste, just waiting for a superhero to come and recycle them into a constructive use.

If you don’t have the patience to create an artist’s likeness with the innards of a cassette, maybe these Recycled Cassette Tape Neckties will strike your fancy. If there’s one thing I never even thought to imagine, it was that I’d be wearing cassette tapes in the future as formal wear. But hey, whatever works, right?

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Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?!

This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea.

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When I was still in school, I’d find myself dozing off into my own little world, where anything I imagined could be doodled right onto a blank sheet of paper. I can’t draw for shit, but I can doodle with the best of them.

The Doodle Addict T-Shirt provides you with a new canvas for your doodling art. The first step is admitting your have a problem. The second step? Embracing that problem and doodling away. It’s all about finding a constructive use!

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OM NOM NOM! I’ll rock these in my Cheeseburger Bed and call it dinner.

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The weirdest high five ever might also be the coolest. AND… it’s available on a hoodie, of course, for $38.

The high five is so weird and so rare that explosions randomly occur in the background when it happens. Hyperbole is the best thing ever.

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Us geeks are sharp. We’ve got what it takes, mentally, the intellectual acuity, if you will, to take on the tasks of a sacred ninja. It’s a shame our bodies are so ridiculously amorphous.

Let’s be realistic. If you thought the Montauk Monster was hideous, you should see me what I get out of the shower.

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Tonight, when you sit down for your nightly glass of fresh human blood, please remember to follow the rules of basic vampire hygiene. Nobody likes to walk in to a musky study to find a man with a blood mustache. It just wouldn’t be fair to any visitors.

The Blood Mustache t-shirt illustrates the ugly result of forgetting a napkin as you sip away at your latest kill. Please, for the love of Satan, drink safely and always have a designated slayer.

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Some Transformers are better at disguising themselves than others. Some like to add a little sophistication to their disguise. And a few just don’t understand the concept of deception.

This Robots In Bad Disguises t-shirt shows what happens when a Transformer is under-educated in the art of deception. Master of disguise, he is not. Though I am digging the facial hair.

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Don’t let outward appearances misguide you. This simple Capcom Resident Evil shirt from Comic-Con might seem like a harmless plug for a video game, but flip the shirt over your face, half Cornholio-style, and  you might be mistaken as a zombie on the prowl.

Brains aren’t for everyone, but somebody’s gotta do it. It’s the circle of undead.

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Within those hours upon hours of playing around with Super Mario Bros. we figured there must have been some sort of life lesson. We convinced our parents that the game was teaching us indispensable hand-eye coordination skills. But there was another hidden message that, unbeknown to us, would teach us all we needed to know for our adult years.

The Money, Power, Woman Mario shirt illustrates just how the progress of life works. Much like the wise-woman Lil’ Kim once said “First you get the muthafuckin’ money, then you get the mothafuckin’ powah.” Now, third, she said you get respect. But screw respect. We want some poon-tang.

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