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The cold season is well on its way. It’s about that time of the year where all of us geeky infidels take to the web to go hoodie shopping. The Traditional Greeting hoodie by Threadless is the perfect fall outer garment for both the socialite and geek buried deep down in each and every one of us. When zipped up all the way the hand appears to be waving hello, but zip the hoodie down halfway and you’ve got an... Continue reading

The varsity jacket, the universal symbol for jock superiority, unless you’re in the marching band, in which case you’re just an elitist prick. But seriously, I remember the kids from marching band who used to walk around in varsity jackets and they were all assholes. Walking around in a jacket with a drum embroidered on the shoulder does not impress the ladies, my friend. Chicks notice these things. The Stormtroopers are sort of like the jocks of the Star Wars... Continue reading

A single Velociraptor might not have been much of a match for a Tyrannosaurs Rex, but a quartet of raptors with an evil appetite could take on the world. The Velociraptors of the Apocalypse t-shirt put an end to the debate on what caused the global extinction of the dinosaurs. Recent scientific discoveries suggest that Chuck Norris might have had much less impact on the mass extinction then previously believed. Designed by Anne Kelley, the Velociraptors of the Apocalypse t-shirt... Continue reading

Some have stated that they wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this shirt beyond a comic conference or the like, but me? Well let’s just say I’ve been known to rock my Michael Jackson Red Jacket t-shirt out in public with no shame. So really, this could really boost my coolness. The Iron Man 2 Comic Chest T-Shirt, available for around $18 from Play.com, looks almost photo-realistic. So I don’t see the problem of rocking the hell out of this bad... Continue reading

If you were wondering why Mario was naked, I think we just discovered this answer. This sly dog stole his most prized outfit, and oddly enough an outfit fit for a plump Italian plumber just happens to fit this pooch to a tee. What a coincidence. For $16.50, you can dress your pup as either Mario of Luigi, whomever you think best fits your dog’s personal style. My dog would have that hat off in about -0.8747279 seconds. Quick, get... Continue reading

I’m cool with my iPad Nano. Oh, you’ve never heard of it? Maybe you know it by its more common name: the iPhone. Zing. Let’s not fool ourselves. Despite the fact that the iPad might be nothing more than a bonafied iPhone on steroids, you’ve just gotta have one. The problem is transportation. The iGotaBigAssPocket line of pants will make sure you can bring your iPad anywhere, just by slipping it into your one massive ass pocket. No word on... Continue reading

I never made it to this level, which I think might be a good thing. I never would have been able to conquer the cameltoe mothership. Grab your own cameltoe-inducing (or camel-knuckle if you’re a dude and planning on wearing these for yourself) Space Invader Tights for the very hipster price of $80. Or you can try to make your own cheap and very rippable version out of wrapping paper. Link [via]

Being called a gamer these days is a pretty general term, especially when there are so many consoles, controllers, genres and platforms used in modern times. So you’re a gamer, that’s great, but what sort of gamer are you? Do you prefer casual platformers? Time management? FPS? Core RPG? The list goes on and on. Aside from genre, gamers can also be divided into categories based on their favorite consoles. Me? Recently I’ve been playing SNES, PS3 and even, god... Continue reading

Mario has gone through quite a bit of clothing throughout the years. Enough that he’s built quite a respectable wardrobe. Designer Glen Brogan created this design as a potential t-shirt entry. You can vote for it over at Splitreason. Not only would I rock it, I’d… well, yeah, I’d pretty much just rock it. Link [via]

Being a serial killer in disguise isn’t always as fun as it looks. It takes a ton of prep work. First, you’ve gotta gather up some money so you can go out and buy the mandatory hockey mask. Then there’s the part where you stare in the mirror making sure you look as evil as possible. The Scary Jason Hoodie removes all of the prep work, making the pre-game show as easy as a zip. Link [via]