…just to hear the resulting racket that ensues. These stairs are actually a working oversized piano, sort of like the one from the movie Big, but in stair form.
I’d love to see Tom Hanks attempt “Chopsticks” on this baby.
I’m always sort of embarrassed asking for chopsticks when I’m at a Japanese restaurant. I can almost hear the server’s thoughts: “Stupid fucking Americans, shitting all over our customs.” Though I’d hear something more like “Ayaaaa ching chong hiiiih arigato Mr. Roboto.”
And in a way, we really are shitting all over their customs. And this Chopsticks Plus One and Two concept doesn’t do much to clean our image. Combining chopsticks, a spoon, a sauce bowl and toothpicks (the essential makings of any American dining experience) these chopsticks make eating Japanese food less traditional, but a hell of a lot easier.
What’s more important to you? Looking cool or eating sushi that is actually technically sushi? These Lightsaber Chopsticks might cook your sushi, so it might be more of a seared salmon and rice type dish.
These ChopSaver chopsticks are available in red, blue and green colors and are likely to break a few plates over the years. Our advice? Don’t use your finest china unless the force is strong in you or you’re a trained Jedi.
This Rice and Miso Soup Bra is really a very appetizing little gadget, and lets just say I’m not a fan of miso soup. The bra goes great with chopsticks, and makes woman with smaller busts look like they are rocking two bowls filled of food (which they are.) This would go great with our Rice Omelet Mouse Protector and our Anatomically Correct Booby Mouse Pad.
The only question we have for this, is how in the world do woman with bigger bust sizes manage a bra like this? Lucky for me, my Vietnamese house boy has no bust to speak of, so no spillage will occur when I eat from his chest. — Andrew Dobrow
