We like girls. Pixels, polygons and even cosplay, the girls of gaming come in all shapes and sizes. But for this list they can come in only one shape: curvy. We’ve selected 25 of the sexiest video game babes EVER. So while you’re relaxing at the beach with your laptop this July 4th weekend, we thought it’d be nice to provide you with some eye candy that surpasses even the bikini-clad beach broads sitting next to you.
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The best way for us nerds to score chicks is to focus on ladies that have mobility problems. In other words, trouble running away from our squealing voices. Instead of focusing on paraplegics (as sexy as they are), this Life-sized Princess Leia model has nowhere to run, and couldn’t run even if she did have somewhere to run too.
With the hordes of Star Wars schlock released constantly, the 5-ft tall Leia doll looks a little too “cartoon-y” for our tastes, but hey, if thats your thing, all the power to ya. No details on if she’s anatomically correct. Sorry pervs. Not your thing? Check out the Yoda Backpack for role-playing. — Andrew Dobrow
Geek chicks gotta have their bags! And those geek chicks that work for a butcher, well, you better watch out for them. It’s hard to tell whether these Meat Bags are made from real meat as some weird concept or if they’re made of replica meat.
Either way, it’s kinda gross and cool at the same time. Just out of curiosity, would you feel comfortable with your girl carrying around a meat bag? (more…)
Ngai Luen presented its Guitar-shaped CD Player at the Hong Kong Electronics Fair 2007. What could possibly be the function of a Guitar-shaped CD Player? Two words: Nabbing chicks. The ladies love music, and they sure as hell love guys who play guitar. And us geeks need all the aid props we can get.
The CD Player has speakers integrated into its body with the volume controlled by the usual Guitar volume knobs. It’s also gonna be available in a variety of big named corporate and trendy designs, so Viva Las Ngai Luen. (more…)
