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Steve Jobs Cheese Head is Actually Pretty Creepy

The second I saw this head I couldn’t help but be reminded of Hannibal Lector and his preference for dining on human flesh. This is almost too realistic to eat, unlike the orange-yellow Cheddar color of the Lincoln Cheese bust. Something tells me I’d get that weird, uncanny feeling when it came time to dig in to the Steve Jobs Cheese Head. But hey, it’s Apple-themed, which means I have a magnetic attraction that cannot be broken by simple disgust.... Continue reading

Nice Try Rodent: Robotic Mousetrap Doesn’t Let A Single Mouse Go Free

This unsuspecting ball of rodent doesn’t know it yet, but its days are numbered. In fact. its seconds are numbered. But somehow, I think he does knows. If it was ever possible to see a rodent give a look of self-awareness, I think this is it. He’s come to terms with his death. He plans on savoring every last morsel of cheese. Jake Easton created this “Better Moustrap,” a mousetrap which is… well, better than the old wooden jobies you’re... Continue reading

Because It’s Friday: Abraham Lincoln Made of Cheddar and Other Cheese Sculptures

We like to get down on Friday’s with the best of them. And what better way to get down then to celebrate the greatness of cheese sculpting? I know I’m excited! These sculptures make my feeble attempts at sculpting a cheese penis out of my measly string cheese look like pure amateur play. Cheddar happens to be my favorite, and I’ve never been one to hesitate eating a U.S. president when I have the chance. As it turns out, cheese... Continue reading

Oh Snap!: Cutting the Cheese from the Comfort of a Mouse Trap

Mouse traps are surely not the most pleasant surface to eat on. I could think of at least 1,000 places I’d rather eat (please don’t push me, I will list them all) than on the future death bed of a rodent. Oddly enough, this ingeniously designed “mouse trap” is actually a cheese cutter in disguise. It’s tempting, not because of its design, but because cheese is just so damn awesome it’s hard to deny. Who doesn’t love cheese? Best dairy... Continue reading

Cheese Wheel Case Mod Attracts House Rodents

It would be cheesy to call this case-mod “cheesy” just because it resembles a cheese wheel in both color and shape, but the Holland-native creator “always wanted a PC that looked like a wheel of cheese,” so he made one himself. He packed a hollow cheese display prop full of electronic goodness and even has included some fans on the back. How it increases airflow while laying flat is beyond us. No detailed specifications on the parts used are noted... Continue reading

Gearfuse Interviews: Evan Dorkin

Whether you’re into comics or an avid Adult Swim fan, you’re bound to run into Evan Dorkin’s work. Creator of the absurd, yet hilarious Milk and Cheese and Dork! series along with the television show Welcome to Eltingville, his artwork is both unique and twisted with humor, violence and tasteless jokes. Needless to say, we’re fans. We asked Evan to talk to us a bit about his personal life, comic creation in a digital age and his favorite gadgets. Read... Continue reading

Bouncy Giant Foam Cheese Dice: For Use With Cheddar Themed Dice-Tossing RPGs

Sure, RPGing was definitely not the intention of these Giant Foam Cheese Dice (obviously the point was to attract aging gold digger women in casinos), but seriously, how could you not at least wonder what it would be like to play a little DnD with these bad boys? The only problem is that giant dice with only 6 sides is not acceptable. Give us some more options to work with! Each of the bouncy Foam Dice measures 16″ by 16″... Continue reading

Hamburger Phone! OM NOM NOM!

We’re not sure why they call this a Hamburger Phone. Clearly the meat patty has cheese on it, which would make this a Cheeseburger Phone. Details aside, we would gobble this phone down faster than a Pitapocket. We’re a little disappointed that the Hamburger Phone isn’t wireless and we’re even more upset that it isn’t edible, but I guess you can’t have your patty phone and eat it too. Would that be asking too much? Ugh, I better take a... Continue reading