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We like to get down on Friday’s with the best of them. And what better way to get down then to celebrate the greatness of cheese sculpting? I know I’m excited!

These sculptures make my feeble attempts at sculpting a cheese penis out of my measly string cheese look like pure amateur play. Cheddar happens to be my favorite, and I’ve never been one to hesitate eating a U.S. president when I have the chance. As it turns out, cheese sculpting has its own dedicated niche. Very dedicated.

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Mouse traps are surely not the most pleasant surface to eat on. I could think of at least 1,000 places I’d rather eat (please don’t push me, I will list them all) than on the future death bed of a rodent. Oddly enough, this ingeniously designed “mouse trap” is actually a cheese cutter in disguise.

It’s tempting, not because of its design, but because cheese is just so damn awesome it’s hard to deny. Who doesn’t love cheese? Best dairy product ever.

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It would be cheesy to call this case-mod “cheesy” just because it resembles a cheese wheel in both color and shape, but the Holland-native creator “always wanted a PC that looked like a wheel of cheese,” so he made one himself. He packed a hollow cheese display prop full of electronic goodness and even has included some fans on the back. How it increases airflow while laying flat is beyond us.

No detailed specifications on the parts used are noted in English, but you can bet it’ll lure unwanted rodents to your apartment within a week’s time.

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Whether you’re into comics or an avid Adult Swim fan, you’re bound to run into Evan Dorkin’s work. Creator of the absurd, yet hilarious Milk and Cheese and Dork! series along with the television show Welcome to Eltingville, his artwork is both unique and twisted with humor, violence and tasteless jokes. Needless to say, we’re fans.

We asked Evan to talk to us a bit about his personal life, comic creation in a digital age and his favorite gadgets. Read on to find out if Evan uses an iPod and to see if he’s a fan of Marvel or DC…

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Sure, RPGing was definitely not the intention of these Giant Foam Cheese Dice (obviously the point was to attract aging gold digger women in casinos), but seriously, how could you not at least wonder what it would be like to play a little DnD with these bad boys? The only problem is that giant dice with only 6 sides is not acceptable. Give us some more options to work with!

Each of the bouncy Foam Dice measures 16″ by 16″ (which makes them perfect cubes for those not hip to the cooler parts of Geometry.) I’d totally even use these dice as pillows or chairs if there weren’t a warning on the product page announcing that the dice are, in fact, hollow, so sans the furnishing idea. A set of dice will cost you $89. — Andrew Dobrow

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We’re not sure why they call this a Hamburger Phone. Clearly the meat patty has cheese on it, which would make this a Cheeseburger Phone. Details aside, we would gobble this phone down faster than a Pitapocket.

We’re a little disappointed that the Hamburger Phone isn’t wireless and we’re even more upset that it isn’t edible, but I guess you can’t have your patty phone and eat it too. Would that be asking too much? Ugh, I better take a lunch break soon. — Andrew Dobrow

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