Have you held off from buying a cat because you don’t know where you’d be able to fit one in with all of those damn gold bars you have piled around your home? Cats4Gold is the service for you. Melting down your gold into 100% pure feline. They can haz ur gold?
Love played out Internet memes? Of course you do! Why not drop your hard earned cash on these LOLmagnets from ThinkGeek? At $20, you’ll only have to take 4 or 5 showers to wash off all the shame you’ll encounter from purchasing these. You’ll get a ridiculous LOLspeak manual and 384 “words” to spell out kooky catch phrases with.
CAN WE HAZ STOOPID MEME END NOW? KTHXBAI.
Cats are awesome. They kill all the rodents in your backyard, don’t need to be walked and make for a catchy Internet meme. Unfortunately, your feline could make friends with some neighborhood alley cats and before you know it, your crib has become the hot spot to be. Keep unwanted animals out with this RFID-enabled pet flap known as Spimecat.
Spimecat was designed by a veterinarian with one idea in mind: keeping unwanted things out of your house. Your cat receives an RFID implant, eliminating the need for a color, and can then enter your house at will. Don’t want the puss out at night? It’s taken care of. Spimecat can detect light levels and can keep your cat in during the evening. I don’t believe it’s readily available to consumers as of yet, but keep your eyes peeled.
If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your home is an abandoned meth lab. Two, you can use RFID technology to keep your puss ‘n boots on house arrest.
The Catflap uses RFID tags to only allow access to the flap at pre-programmed times, so you can keep a personal view on your cats social life. If your kitty is really ugly, you can most likely trust her on her own. But we’re talking mutation ugly. — Andrew Dobrow
DO NOT WANT! Ok, maybe we do want. This recycled computer monitor has been made into a little bachelor pad for kitty. An old mouse has even been made into a new mouse, as a rodent cat toy.
We don’t know where kitty stashes his cat nip now, and we don’t want to know. At least he’ll have his own little spot to do all of the things that cats love to do. Like, licking themselves, sleeping, and, uh…licking themselves. — Andrew Dobrow
