I know what you’re thinking. Giant underwear, right? Wrong, it’s not wearable underwear, it’s a rug. Now, I can get rid of that dead bear decorating my Summer log cabin. Just lay this fuzzy under-garment down and it’ll look like you don’t give two shits about doing laundry.  It’s just $24 dollars, though I wish it wasn’t so small. I know I couldn’t fit into a pair that’s 25 inches by 20 inches. That would never even begin to cover the study in my Summer log cabin, either.

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Hate those long walks to the other side of the office building? Fear no more, these Carpet Skates are a fun way to transport those TPS reports across the office.

The Carpet Skates strap on (lol, strap on) in seconds right over your shoes and will have you speeding through the cubicles faster than the whole Date Processing department put together. Available now for $15.99 a pair. — Andrew Dobrow

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Cables are a reality of any geek, but that doesn’t mean they don’t suck. Any time you see another wire making its way into your home, you know that sooner or later, you get to untangle it. It’s just like a birthday present!

This Cable Carpet tries to take care of the issue of running wires across rooms by letting you cut the wires straight through the room. It lets the wires groove their way through the carpet, and with plastic clips, the wires keep their position. Yet, they are still visible. But then again, isn’t that grey duct tape you used to use visible as well? –Nik Gomez

Cable Carpet Ugly and Useful…Sort Of [via I4U News]