Take A Piss On Santa’s Face

Filed under: Household, Misc. Gadgets

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We know people get a little crazy during the holiday season about the decorations they put up on their house and even inside of their homes, but this Santa Bathroom Cammode set really takes the cake.

We’ve all heard stories of how Santa is always watching us, but does pissing into a caricature of the man himself make us naughty or nice? We’re thinking it’s not a good thing. Especially if you’re drunk one night and forget to lift up the seat cover. You’ll give Santa a little golden shower. You figure he must see so many chicks naked like this. At least we know why he’s so jolly. Get your own set of ridiculousness for $16.99. — Andrew Dobrow

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Ballmer Totally Owned By Custom Zune Design

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Microsoft was just asking for something like this to happen when they offered custom designs for their portable media player, the Zune. This particualr design was put together by iPhoneSavior.com, with a caricature of Steve Ballmer proclaiming he is a “frigtard”. P.S. Even an animated portrayal of Ballmer without a shirt on is arousing nauseating.

This design not only immortalized Steve Ballmer with a likeness to Satan, but also has the nerve to suggest that pure and innocent Steve Ballmer would get multiple tattoos! The nerve of these people! For more on Steve Ballmer and the Zune, check out when he totally slashed hopes of a Zune phone with one foul swoop. — Andrew Dobrow

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