If you’ve been following Starfleet for decades, chances are that you prefer the old, Shatner stuff to all of this Next Generation crappola. And that’s totally fair. We hear ya!
This retro Star Trek iPhone case honors the olden days of the Star Trek from yore. Emblazoned in what we like to call “Captain Kirk Gold” colored felt, the two layers of stitching help protect your phone from any dings or scratches. Grab your own for $20.
So, this is why there weren’t more Richard Gere-esque rumors about Captain Kirk and those damn Tribbles.
It’s too bad this shirt is only for the ladies. I’d totally rock it like a crocodile. Grab yours for $20.
I don’t have a problem with Meerkats. They are a fine animal and an all-around interesting species. I just don’t see their place in the Star Trek universe. But, hell, why the heck not, right?
Some of you Star Trek purists might be a little turned off, but for the most part, I think these hand knit Star Trek Meerkats are charming in their own cutesy way. If you’re not down with the original series (including the Meerkat clones of Spock, Captain Kirk, Uhura, Scotty and Bones), NiftyKnits also crafts Next Generation and Voyager crew members.
Has the new Star Trek movie got you all excited as of late? Support the economy by dropping a whopping $2200 on this replica Captain Kirk chair, complete with buttons on the armrest. True to the original, this captain’s throne is meant for only the true Trekkie who can really appreciate the finer details in life. Just don’t expect to be sexing it up in this thing anytime soon.
Your scent is about to go where no man’s scent has gone before. How did Captain Kirk manage to scrounge up all of that hot galactic poonani? Other than the fact that he was a fucking space captain (I mean, come on, hello? Chick magnet city!), the Shat-man had a little secret up his sleeve. A trio of fragrances were recently unveiled, part of a Star Trek Spring Collection by Genki Wear, aptly titled Tiberius, Red Shirt and Pon Farr (for the female captains among us).
Hey, here’s a fun fact. Did you know Pon Farr is Star Trek-ese for hot Vulcan sex? Yeah, of course you knew that already. But let’s drop the trivia game for just a second to rejoice in the fact that, if we so desire, we could literally bathe in the SCENT of our favorite sci-fi universe. At least, until the release of Dalek for Men.
