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Your Face, My Waist

I have always wanted a picture of myself on my own belt buckle. It’d have the same effect as Steve-O’s back tattoo except I can take it off whenever I want. Kimbra Studios understands my needs. It knows that I’d rather hang pictures from my waist rather than the walls of my apartment.

It’s easy to do, too! All you do is go to Kimbra Studios’ website, select what you want to put your photo on (an assortment of wearables such as belt buckles and bracelets) and then upload an image. The prices range depending on what you want your picture on. The cheapest is the mobile-phone charm, which only costs $14. Want to go big? The bracelet costs $260.

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Welcome To Prime Time, Bitch

You’ll go nowhere with retro gamer belt buckles or a Darth Vader belt, but with a Freddy Krueger glove as your belt buckle, you’ll go straight to hell. Be sure to tell them that Freddy sent ya, if they couldn’t already guess it by glancing at your waist. $40 for a belt buckle might seem steep at first, but this is Freddy we’re talking about it. If you don’t get it, he’ll haunt you in your dreams or some shit. Or maybe, he’ll possess you, making you kill for him, like he did in Nightmare on Elm Street 2. That movie made no sense.

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