At only 128 pages (which is surprisingly lengthy and likely filled with awful lies) the book “Things Better Than Boobs” sounds like it’s about 125 pages too long.
This book would be great for reading on the john. Maybe as a coffee table book? Screw guests, this is for me. Though I’m suspicious of anything that promises more than they could ever offer. Better than boobs? Come on, they’re boobs.
Here’s some video of the iPhone app iBoobs. It was rejected by Apple for App Store placement due to obvious reasons. Apple is a prude and thinks that boobs have a place on Baywatch but not the iPhone. I’m sure every guy would have shelled out 99 cents for some jiggling boobs, though. Look at ‘em go!
I think Harry Belafonte’s “Jump in the line” sums it all up quite nicely:
Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line
Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time
I love bras. It may seem odd considering that I’m a male, but think of it like this: bras hold boobs. See? I just pulled some motherfucking algebra out on you.
The BraDryer is a concept device that would keep those more expensive bras in tit-top shape. Puns aside, it’s actually a half-decent idea. I had no idea that those Wonderbras and such from Victoria’s Secret cost a pretty penny. Should you need to dry your bra in a flash, the BraDryer will do just that without burning your breasts off. It’ll even help your bras maintain their proper shape for maximum cuppage.
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This Hand themed lingerie is among the more weird of clothing we have come across, but we must admit, it’s a very good idea. If we had breasts we would totally rock something like this. It’s so perverse that it’s hysterical. 40 years ago, this would be some hardcore p0rn. The guy with her thinks he’s such a stud too. Chill man, she’s like 50. — Andrew Dobrow
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