Whether it’s a Oscar-winning picture featuring Sean Penn, the stuff you put in your cereal or the cream in your wife’s breasts, one thing is for sure: MILK rules. Especially when it’s being poured from a piece of literal packaging.
Hi, I’m Doctor Vincent Veneziani B.D.. I’ll be your breast doctor for today. Please remove your shirt.
Thanks. Hmmm, good feel. Nice and firm. Not too big. I’d say you’re healthy. What’s this, though? You’re always cold? No problem. Try these USB breast warmers out. Where did I get them? Where else? Thanko! Just plug them in and I promise that within 48 hours, your breasts will be swollen with warmth. My right hand? Oh, sorry. I was just getting a pen out of my pocket…
