Toasted bread is the way to go but sometimes I’m in the mood to toast an entire sandwich. Pork roll, egg and cheese on sliced Rick Astley bread can get a little sloppy when you try to cram it into a toaster. I’m not talking about those awkward toasters either, I mean your basic, run of the mill toaster.

That’s exactly why the toaster bags were invented, it gives you the ability to toast your sandwiches like Subway so you can be just as much of a lard-ass as Jared was before he started actually working out. It’s called the Toastabag and for just $18.95 you get two reusable bags that’ll toast anything you shove in them. Or you could try aluminum foil. I’ve done it and it (sorta) works.

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If you haven’t noticed, we’re crazy about toasters. Winner of the Macef/Designboom Ceramics for Breakfast Competition 2007, George Watson has crafted a ceramic toaster dubbed “Glide” using slip molded porcelain. Claiming that there has been “little development of the toaster,” has been Watson’s main drive in crafting this atypical toaster. Just shovel the toast into the feeder to have it toasted, soon to be resting on that rib-cage looking area; a pit stop before it hits your plate.

This is a toaster that brings life and joy to a stagnant domestic appliance, an iconic object for the home.

Hey man, I love toasters just as much as you do. One question, how fast does this toaster toast? I’m impatient.

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While the HOAP-3, Fujitsu’s robot chef, can’t quite crack its own eggs with one-hand like an expert chef, it can make a delicious-looking ham and cheese omelet. It’s by no means a Pee-wee Herman breakfast machine, as you wouldn’t let it cook your breakfast unaided. It’s a nice thought though, having a robot prepare your breakfast while you engage in your daily morning hygienic routine.

Robots are slowly taking the place of everyday human affairs. Still, who would give a robot a knife? It’s almost as dangerous as a fire breathing robot.

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Those who’ve see Pee Wee’s Big Adventure will know that when it comes to breakfast preparation, Mr. Herman was on top of his game. While the average man among us might not be able to rig up a breakfast assembly line like Pee Wee, the Egg & Muffin Toaster is one step closer to the same sort of inventive meal making

The TEM4500 Egg & Muffin Toaster lovingly prepares a full breakfast, complete with two boiled or poached eggs, as well as 4 pieces of toasted bread, muffin, or what ever you can fit into the toaster’s extra wide slits, in an impressive 4 minutes, but not nearly as impressive as the fan-powered Heinz Beans And Toast Maker. Get yours for $60. — Andrew Dobrow

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