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Brando Answers Your Cries For Help, As Long As You Happen To Be Crying “Help, My Eyeballs are Freezing!”

My poor, poor eyeballs. Every other part of my body gets some sort of warmth treatment throughout the day whether it be via Snuggie or mask, but my eyeballs remain shivering in their little sockets. The patented Brando USB Eye-Warmer works on keeping your eyeballs snug and cozy. No offense to Brando, because I’m sure they had only thoughts of well-being and helpfulness towards their customers, but what happens if you fall asleep with this thing on and it shorts... Continue reading

iMono’s 81-in-1 Card Reader Is Compatible With Pretty Much Everything

For a gadget that only measures 7mm thick, iMono’s 81-in-1 Card Reader packs in a whole lot of hardware power. With an average read speed of 32.5MB/s and a write speed of 25MB/s when tested with a Sandisk Extreme IV, this card reader is almost guaranteed to work with any popular card format you require, including the MSHG memory card. This plug and play device is compatible with Windows versions from 2003 and up. And for $17, it’s pretty much... Continue reading

USB Tube Speaker Glows Bright at Night

Brando, maker of all things cheap and USB, has graced us with yet-another beautiful USB-powered gadget. This time around, it’s an acrylic tube speaker with blue LEDs glowing inside it. Plug in your iPod/PC and get the tunes going while you play Crysis for hours on end. At $22, you’re not going to find anything better that’s in the same speaker class. Might as well pour yourself a cocktail full of Hypnotiq and blast some Wu-Tang like it’s 1997 all... Continue reading

USB Heating Blanket steadies your gamer touch

Nothing interferes with a gamer’s coordination more than alcohol and coldness. With many cold nights still ahead, give your nervous system a break with this USB Heating Blanket made by USB gadget guru, Brando. It’s perfect for those days where a sweat shirt just isn’t enough. Since we have connections with many geeks who live in their parents basement, we know first hand how much cold temperatures can effect bringing your A-Game to the floor while trying not to shiver... Continue reading

Listen to music in style with the Brando Stainless Steel mp3 watch

Always want to dress in style like P Diddy, but not give up all your cool gadgets? Well now don’t worry, because the Brando Stainless Steel mp3 watch brings together the best of both worlds; keep 1GB of music by your side at all times while still looking like a pimp.  The bulk of the hardware is hidden beneath the face of the watch with the typical watch buttons replaced with navigation ones.  Listen to 9 hours of continuous playback... Continue reading