Gearfuse

I love bras. It may seem odd considering that I’m a male, but think of it like this: bras hold boobs. See? I just pulled some motherfucking algebra out on you.

The BraDryer is a concept device that would keep those more expensive bras in tit-top shape. Puns aside, it’s actually a half-decent idea. I had no idea that those Wonderbras and such from Victoria’s Secret cost a pretty penny. Should you need to dry your bra in a flash, the BraDryer will do just that without burning your breasts off. It’ll even help your bras maintain their proper shape for maximum cuppage.
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Ooh, nice hips. Fancy keeping track of your girl because you’re an obsessive douche? Then Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s “Find Me If You Can” lingerie line isn’t quite for you. Consisting of a lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, it’d almost be ordinary lingerie attire if it wasn’t for the GPS device visibly tucked away in the bodice.

At first we were skeptical of the concept, but Lorio assures us,

“It’s not a modern chastity belt. Some men think they can keep tabs on their girlfriends with it, but they’re wrong.”

The truth is, the possessor of the GPS can only be found if she wants to. She could hand out the password to her GPS to every guy at the party, but if she turns it off – all doors are closed. “A wink to women and a challenge to men,” says its creator. But, don’t go digging through your pocket just yet. This lingerie is in the $800 to $1,100 dollar price range – that’s some serious spending for a girl who’s probably going to put it on and then run around handing out her GPS password to everyone but you.

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This Rice and Miso Soup Bra is really a very appetizing little gadget, and lets just say I’m not a fan of miso soup. The bra goes great with chopsticks, and makes woman with smaller busts look like they are rocking two bowls filled of food (which they are.) This would go great with our Rice Omelet Mouse Protector and our Anatomically Correct Booby Mouse Pad.
The only question we have for this, is how in the world do woman with bigger bust sizes manage a bra like this? Lucky for me, my Vietnamese house boy has no bust to speak of, so no spillage will occur when I eat from his chest. — Andrew Dobrow

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