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There’s not much you can do after you’ve lost all your money playing Texas Hold ‘Em. Can’t go out. Can’t order food in. You’re broke and left with a set of (I swear the damned things are cursed) poker chips. What’s a geek to do? Eureka! *light bulb switches on* An idea arises!

You might be broke, you might be shamed and you might be homeless after betting away your home, but nothing can separate you and your geeky creativity. This broke bastard took time out of his totally open schedule to create characters from Super Mario Bros. entirely with poker chips. Sort of bit-tastic if you ask me.

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Oooh baby. Let me see that mustache. Very nice. Here, crawl into bed with me. Mmm, that’s a sexy raccoon tail you have there. How’d you say you got that again? Something about a red leaf now? Nevermind. I want you to do the nasty in front of everyone, I just don’t care. Let Boo and the Goomba watch us. After all, if you’re looking at Boo, he’ll cover his eyes.

Too bad Peach isn’t here or we could get into a serious ménage à trois, Mario.

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Everyone knows that bike helmets are made to protect your head in case you were to take a fall off of your two-wheeled monster. This Skull Helmet takes the “skull” part literally, designed to look like an actual scary black skull.

We hate when we hop for a ride on our bike and our neighbors dogs take chase after us, maybe thinking we are some weird sort of bike running prey. The Skull Helmet should scare the hell out of the pets in question, while keeping you safe in the process. The helmet even has a Michael Jackson-esque hollow nose hole, so you can still breathe freely. — Andrew Dobrow

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We find so many great recipes for our woman to cook for us on the Internet, but there is no way to give them the recipe unless we want to print out the whole thing. What a waste of paper! The coo.boo is a spatula-shaped digital cookbook that automatically syncs through a wireless dock. The coo.boo is completely washable and is shaped like a spatula so it can be hung on a rack with the rest of your supplies.

The coo.boo is intended to fit into the kitchen better than a normal cookbook. The coo.boo offers a variety of support items, which can be picked and chose while cooking. It seems like a great idea, just don’t go flipping your flap jacks with this spatula. And hey, even if you do, just throw it in the dishwasher. — Andrew Dobrow

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