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When I die I want to be locked inside of a hermetically sealed screw-shaped chamber and screwed into the ground, rather than buried, with little, if any assistance from a grave digger. If I had made this request a month ago, it would have seemed outlandish and eccentric. But I’m proving all my critics wrong! California inventor Donald Scruggs was awarded a patent for his Self-Burying Screw-In Coffin. But why, you might ask, would anyone want to be screwed into... Continue reading

If you’re anything like me and were hoping to purchase these tools just so you can lick the stainless steel and ingest whatever Elvis-fluids might remain in an attempt to gain The King’s super rocking powers, forget about it. Unfortunately these tools have been thoroughly cleansed. All of the items used in the autopsy and funeral preparations will be offered at auction, including: rubber gloves, forceps, lip brushes, comb and eye liner, needle injectors, an arterial tube and aneurysm hooks.... Continue reading

Apparently Unicorn Meat is making an appearance in grocery stores nowadays. Not a big surprise. Such an abundant source of protein and magic is hard to come by. It’ll be so much more convenient making my grocery run now when I’m making my trademark Unicorn and Peanut Sauce with a Dried Apricot Demi-Glace dish. Link [via]

Ya know, personal style is more than just a fashion statement. Style is the only way strangers can get a peek of your life without actually engaging in conversation. So it’s pretty important to not limit your style to simply a snazzy t-shirt, even for geeks. Well, especially for geeks. Without our style we’re just socially-awkward funny-looking humans with witty t-shirts. Elisabeth Rank’s Look Like Your Shirt Print project goes a step further then just wearing a cool shirt. Rank... Continue reading

I did a little research and as it turns out, goldfish do have a sense of smell. That’s how blind fish can find food rather easily. I feel terrible for these fish. Especially if they’re owner happens to be a frequenter of Taco Bell. The Fish Tank Toilet is cool and convenient for several reasons. First off, it’s just really chill to be able to scope out the floating fishes while you’re dropping a load. Second, if you need a quick snack,... Continue reading

While the legality of buying and selling ghosts seems dubious at best (the Ghostbusters would have been rich!), this auction site doesn’t seem to have an issue with the paranormal trade. Extra! Extra! Two spirits for sale! We have had no activity since they were bottled on July 15th 2009 . So i believe they are in the bottles. They are bottled with holy water as aparantly the water dulls the spirits energy, sort of puts them to sleep. To... Continue reading

Could this even be considered NSFW? I mean, I know I’m aroused, but this isn’t technically nudity, right? Link [via]

Shot on the streets of Italy, this image very well might reveal a multitude of possibilities.  Could it be intelligent life? Or maybe some sort of smoke monster? Congratulations to those of you analyzing this photo for half-an-hour. You’ve likely been staring at bird shit. Link [via]

CAN YOU SPEAK UP A BIT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! NO, NOT AT ALL! Developed by the Dutch Army during World War I and II, these Acoustic Listening Devices were expected to be used as part of their air defense system. And they were undoubtedly a rousing success.

I don’t know how I would react if I came home to this on the kitchen table. Should I vomit? Should I sit down and savor the dish and then maybe call the cops? I’m not sure. I’ve eaten some weird shit in my day, but this might be crossing the line. Link [via]