If and when you see a hottie wearing this binary nail polish, she might be one of two things: a keeper or a tranny. Either way, be on the look out as she’s probably using the nail polish to lure unsuspecting geeks back to her dorm where she’ll bang you then devour your soul like the succubus she truly is. That or she’ll try to make you do her calculus.
You could be the biggest nerd ever and still have trouble telling someone the time with this watch. I mean just because you still play Doom doesn’t mean you can form sentences in binary code, right? Fine, I’ll admit it. I’ve been too lazy as of late to learn binary. That’s why you deserve this fine Binary Watch from a company no one’s ever heard of.
The watch tells time via two rows of LED lights that are either on or off. The top row is the number of hours and the bottom, the number of minutes. It’s water resistant in case you spill a bottle of JOLT all over it and can probably take a bit of a beating during a heated LAN party. Just remember to brush up on binary before plunking down $200 on it.