Here is a simple step-by-step DIY project to keep me aroused and simultaneously tan a heart shape on to your ass cheek.
1.) Wear this Bikini Mark swimsuit on a sunny day at the beach.
2.) Bring the inflatable beer pong table
3.) Have a body just like this swimsuit model
Congratulations, I’m aroused and you are tanning like a true body artist!
Ooh, nice hips. Fancy keeping track of your girl because you’re an obsessive douche? Then Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s “Find Me If You Can” lingerie line isn’t quite for you. Consisting of a lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, it’d almost be ordinary lingerie attire if it wasn’t for the GPS device visibly tucked away in the bodice.
At first we were skeptical of the concept, but Lorio assures us,
“It’s not a modern chastity belt. Some men think they can keep tabs on their girlfriends with it, but they’re wrong.”
The truth is, the possessor of the GPS can only be found if she wants to. She could hand out the password to her GPS to every guy at the party, but if she turns it off – all doors are closed. “A wink to women and a challenge to men,” says its creator. But, don’t go digging through your pocket just yet. This lingerie is in the $800 to $1,100 dollar price range – that’s some serious spending for a girl who’s probably going to put it on and then run around handing out her GPS password to everyone but you.
The Japanese underwear company known as Triumph (Triumph International Japan Ltd. to be exact) will never out-do themselves on this one. This astroturf-like bikini may be marketed for the Autumn-Winter collection of Triumph, but who else would be more willing to keep score of a beach volleyball game in the summer?
Well, if you happen to see someone wearing this (which isn’t likely) then no one would be more qualified to keep score. The underwear is equipped with solar panels that power the digital scoreboard on the abdomen. It also has a beverage dispensing pouch which can hold any form of liquid, complete with a straw. You may look ridiculous wearing it ladies, but hey, you’re keeping score!
