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Benedictaphone: The Holy Way to Leave Yourself Vanity Messages

Self-glorification. Self-encouragement. Messages of self-affirmation. Some call these messages a sin. Pure vanity. Not if you leave these messages on the Benedictaphone, the holiest way to sin there ever was. “You are great. You are powerful. You are the greatest of all time.” Why thank you, Pope Benedict, you’re not too bad yourself. The Benedictaphone allows you to record yourself, record others, spy on your priest when he’s in his quarters. Whatever you wish. And you don’t even have to... Continue reading