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Mother is going to be so proud of me. When she comes down in the basement in the afternoon to make sure I’m still alive, she’ll have no need to worry about me making my bed in the morning/afternoon/early evening anymore. If I had a bed like this, I wouldn’t even sleep in it. I’d grab my Shark Attack Sleeping Bag and sleep on the damn floor, just so I can stare at the majesty of the NES Bed Spread.... Continue reading

I’m not much of a thrill seeker in real life, but when it comes to my dreams, I’m a regular Evel Knievel. Jumping from planes, swallowing knives, holding hands with Lindsay Lohan. Just about any life-risking activity you can imagine. But in reality, I can barely ride a roller coaster without having a panic attack. So, I’m thinking that maybe I can add just a little more risk encouragement into my life with this awesome Roller Coaster Bed designed by... Continue reading

With a starting price of $20,000, the SNES-inspired iCon Bed isn’t for the casual gamer. But for someone who has devoted what amounts to several years of total gaming time, this bed is probably one of the coolest things you’ve ever seen. Equipped with a Hollandia adjustable 3D mattress, the iCon Bed also comes fully stocked with gadgetry goodness, including four fully enclosed speakers, a 250 watt amplifier and get this, two iPad docks. Link [via]

Uh oh, grandma’s hungover again! Quick, hide all of the belts and baseball bats. I still have bruises left over from last week. Put grandma in a better mood by buying her the Bed Ladder, the perfect way to help granny get herself out of bed after one of those benders. Not to mention it sort of makes her bed look like a pirate ship, which just works so much better with grandma’s eye patch and prosthetic hook. Link [via]

Even horrendous geeky monsters have babies in need of some mobile-aided relaxation. The hideous beasts will be wooed into sleepy land with this wonderful Mobile Mobile. Ohh, look at all the pretty phones. The Mobile Mobile is the result of an agency-wide upgrade which left UK-based Lost Boys International with 50 defunct HTC devices. Being the devilshly creative firm that they are, they decided “Hey, why not strap them all to a huge mobile and suspend them from the friggen’... Continue reading

She might be a pile of junk, but she’s got it where it counts. One thing no one complained about aboard the Millennium Falcon was the comfort. With all of that seating space, it’s no wonder that the comfort level was the one thing Skywalker couldn’t bitch about. Experience the ship’s comfort yourself with this awesome Millennium Falcon-inspired bed. Complete with functioning headlights. Link [via]

This AT-AT bed might seem like a great idea, but just think about the possible consequences. I think this Boing Boing commenter said it perfectly when they posted: You know my fear would be, I’d spend all of that time crafting it for the kid, and the result would be… “Star Wars? Laaaaame! I wanna Harry Potter bed!” My other fear would be that he’d still have and be using his bed in his 30′s, down in the basement… Totally.... Continue reading

If you’ve already been rocking some glowing furniture, your other rooms must be feeling pretty dark and drab. Sure, you might sort of like sleeping in the dark like a normal person, but the addition of a luminous Fiber Optic Pillow and Bed Cover seems like the sort of glow we could get used to. I don’t understand the whole Halloween color scheme, I mean, honestly, they could have picked any other two colors, sans green and red. But hey,... Continue reading

Can you point out where your ilium is? I know I can’t! Not yet at least. Though I might take a sudden interest in anatomy if I had sheets which constantly reminded me of my innards. The anatomically correct “Hypochondria” sheets remind you that there are plenty of small moving parts within you which could malfunction at any second. Yes, including your ilium. You know what they say about guys with big femurs, right? Link [via]

We’re not, what you might call, “living large” here at Gearfuse (unless we’re talking about our scarily huge genitals. Really, we’re monsters.) We’re lucky if we can have more than two friends over at once without feeling cramped. But that’s not to say we’re complaining. We have a little nook to call our own for the time being, and that’s more than others can say. Though it’s always nice to save a little extra room. Even five square feet makes... Continue reading