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It’s the bane of all non-mountain men/lumberjacks/Rutherford B. Hayes impersonators. Taking a hot shower before you’re due for a shave can be hazardous to your sex appeal. The poor visibility of a steamy mirror can result in patches of scruff left behind. Do you really want to look like that one school librarian who always had one inch long hair sprouting from her mole and seemed totally oblivious to it? The Next Generation Fogless Mirror will retain its clarity even... Continue reading

Significant others are very often met in the workplace. It’s true. Second only to school, you’d have to believe that work is the top breeding ground. If you’re a biologist, and you meet that special someone in the laboratory, before you can do a little cell splicing of your own, it’s only proper to live together for a while and see how things go before starting a family. Though as biologists, you know how many germs live on bathroom towels,... Continue reading

Aside from pissing your pants, there just isn’t many alternatives then just biting the bullet and stepping away from the computer for a few minutes. Until now that is. Geek Leak is a 1-liter sized container made for taking a pee break without having to leave your computer. Not that going in the bathroom is even that practical anyway, especially with females in the house. Here’s a tip. If you’re that addicted to the internet, buy a laptop. Link [via]

What’s a man gotta do to get in a game of Shower Hero around here? Do I literally have to buy myself Game Boy-shaped soap? Ok, now I’m just making up excuses. Etsy store Two Eggplants offers this surprisingly realistic Game Boy Soap, which offers a Tetris screen and a smooth Dulce de Leche scent. If you’re down for smelling like some sort of pastry, head over to Etsy and get your own Nintendo Game Boy Soap for $14.99 a... Continue reading

The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point? Don’t get me wrong, I can see the benefits of rubbing a length of rope up and down your asshole. Well, actually, no, no I can’t. This... Continue reading

We’ve dealt with shower curtains featuring knife-wielding maniacs and an awkwardly staring Robert Pattinson, so for us to label a particular shower curtain as the creepiest one of its kind, that’s quite a feat. This curtain in particular features the silhouette of a mysterious shadow man, creating the illusion that someone awaits your arrival in the shower. Grab your own creepiness for $28. Just don’t be surprised if you see a second, more realistic shadow right next to the fake... Continue reading

I did a little research and as it turns out, goldfish do have a sense of smell. That’s how blind fish can find food rather easily. I feel terrible for these fish. Especially if they’re owner happens to be a frequenter of Taco Bell. The Fish Tank Toilet is cool and convenient for several reasons. First off, it’s just really chill to be able to scope out the floating fishes while you’re dropping a load. Second, if you need a quick snack,... Continue reading

We’ve already posted about several shower curtains which would fit in with a horror theme, some more subtle then others (we’re looking at you Robert Pattinson curtain!), and we were thinking, there’s gotta be more accessories we can add to our bathroom to really make it a bloody, terrifying mess. And wouldn’t you know it? We were right. The Bloody Shower Mat is not the only surefire way to ruin a first date or any real walkthrough of your home, but it... Continue reading

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard THAT, I might have around 10 cents or so. But seriously, you know it’s bad when your housemates have to wear noise-canceling headphones when you go to the bathroom. Not that there’s much you can do about it. You just happened to be born with a powerful stream. But in fact, there is something you can do about it. The Pee Without Noise Stool brings your firehouse closer to... Continue reading

I get some of my best ideas in the bathroom. Usually my time in the lavatory is spent trying to clear my mind from the stresses of the day. It just so happens that it’s these moments when I’m free to think and ponder. I usually forget most of my best bathroom material, mostly because there’s no way for me to jot down a reminder. The AquaNotes Waterproof Notebook allows you to take down stringent notes, maybe even write an... Continue reading