Much like half of the ambiguously gay duo of Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street loved their rubber ducky, many children still use the classic rubber ducky as a must-have bath toy. How about this awesome R/C Bath Duck toy? Forget about hand play and imagination, we want real mobility!

A five minute charge of the duck device will give you 15 minutes of fowl-themed remote controlled quackers fun. Just enough time for you to get a satisfactory amount of finger pruning. Get your own for $30. Battle it out with the R/C Steam Tank for some epic monster truck fun. — Andrew Dobrow

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Nobody wants to go out without some flair! And this guy will give you some sparks too! The Electric Bath Duck is the cute, not-so-cute bath toy for the envious of the dead. In other words, people who want to commit suicide and want the reaction to be “aww”. Just plug this little guy in and the laws of physics will finish the rest!

Before you start sending in angry e-mails, just remember this. We’re only the messenger and do not condone suicide in any shape or form. Although this would be the funniest way to do it. Oh and note, that 18 means only 18 and up can buy this product. Tough luck, kids (or get a fake ID). Or you could just shoot yourself of course. Nah, that’s boring. Yeah, just don’t do it. You’d be missing out on a lot of good blogging. File under: Morbid humor / Cruel and Unusual. (more…)