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Mario Kart: For Real

Meet Remi Gaillard. He’s a real Italian plumber (except he’s French). The kind that drives a go-kart in live traffic, throwing banana peels at those trying to pass him by in an attempt to thwart their course. Yes, this man is playing Mario Kart for real. A hilarious video that’s well made and fun to watch. Don’t miss out.

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Rockstar Games Thinks You’re A Wanker If You Use Apple Products

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I won’t be able to check out GTA IV until later tonight, but apparently, if you venture into an Internet cafe and explore around the private network the Rockstar crew has set up, you’ll find a page poking fun at everyone’s favorite company.

Instead of Apple, you see Fruit. And yes, it implies two things. That you are gay because you use Apple products and that you are a snob. While both aren’t necessarily true for every Mac user out there, it’s still a fun jab at the corporate world. After all, would you expect any less from the guys who let you fuck hookers in cabs? Didn’t think so.

Love the banana-shaped iPhone.

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Banana guard protects your… eh, banana

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A banana is the best fruit for lazy people, you don’t have to wash it and you don’t need any tools to peel the skin. The annoying thing about bananas is that they’re so prone to bruising. Even the slightest bump can turn your banana dark, you won’t always be able to pick that up from the outside, but give it a couple of days and it’ll turn nasty. With that in mind, somebody invented the Banana Guard, now with version 2.0- improvements! The shape can now fit more bananas with normal variation, the hinges the locks are all re-designed to be more secure. The banana guard sells for around 7USD and is available in most parts of the world, you can check out the local availability at their website. — Sam Chan

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