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As believable as this may seem, Batman never did join Motorhead. I know, it seems like a perfect fit and Lemmy probably would have jumped at the chance, but nope, this cover belongs to a series known as Great Comics That Never Happened. In the fictional series “The Brave and the Bold,” issue number 124, Batman decides he is sick of the Justice League ways and joins hands with his new partners, none other than Lemmy, Mikkey Dee and Phil... Continue reading

A ten-speed, skin-tight neon green shorts, orange socks and sunglasses complete with lanyard. Hark! The ingredients of awesome. And never, under any circumstances, underestimate the importance of a fanny pack. Where else are you going to store your pogs and Pixy Stix? Let me tell you, if I had half of this kid’s awesome growing up, my life would have been completely different. [via]

Little known fact: without the aid of the Wookiee army of Kashyyyk, it’s very likely that the U.S. and the allied forces would have been unable to control the Nazi advancement. While the Wookiee’s intervention is still kept out of most textbooks, most historians have come to accept our nasty little secret. But why would Chewbacca choose to help little ole Earth with the Fuhrer’s demise? Let’s put it this way. Before registering on his way through Ellis Island, his... Continue reading

I dare you to find a family portrait cooler than this one that doesn’t feature bacon. The bayonet to mustache ratio really does it for me. Link

All the fans attending the Memphis Redbirds game on May 13, 2010 (all 10 of them) bore witness to perhaps the coolest moment in baseball pre-game history. The first pitch was thrown out by none other than a T-Rex. While the dinosaur had a little trouble getting the ball in its mouth, I can attest to the fact that the T-Rex has absolutely no problem when it comes to pairs of balls. Yes, I’m still hurting and no, he never... Continue reading

While, for my money, the Internet and boobs are tied for the most awesomest thing ever, I can’t be the judge for everyone, but this website can. The Most Awesomest Thing Ever site uses a head-to-head competition system to try and figure out just what is the most awesomest thing ever. The thing with the most wins is deemed the most awesome. So far the most awesomest thing ever is, you guessed it, the Internet, and that likely won’t change... Continue reading

Alright, alright. Look, I’d love to bash Microsoft’s latest attempt at search but the truth of the matter is that I can’t. Bing is wonderful. Know why? Live video preview. If you move your mouse over a video, it automatically starts playing so you can check out clips before you click them. Get what I’m saying? So all you have to do to get your daily fill of pornography is type in the word “tits” and click Search. Your day... Continue reading

Choose your method of death. Quick and painless with a simple shot to the head, or slow and potentially agonizing, featuring clogged arteries and clotted organs. One of the methods is much more delicious than the other. The choice is yours. The BA-K-47 is just awesome. What else can possibly be said about an AK-47 made out of bacon? It’s a gun you wouldn’t mind having shoved in your mouth.

It’s Friday. Time for the slumber party. You’ve been waiting all week for this moment. The evening will come, you’ll drive over your buddy’s house, pick up a pizza for everyone and settle into the basement. You’ll watch movies, throw some darts and maybe even sneak a beer! But when everyone gets tired and The Running Man is wrapping up on TV, you’ll be king of the castle. Why? Because you have a sleeping bag that resembles a gigantic fucking... Continue reading

When you combine beer and tools, men just can’t help but get excited. That’s why this cheap $18 bottle opener set is the perfect gift for your boyfriend or husband. Watch the look of joy on his face appear as he realizes you haven’t gotten him the standard Craftsman fare, but a powerful set of beer-crackers. So crack a cold one, and toast to the things we do for love. And beer. Link [via]