Stop the fucking presses and grab your dick and hold on, ’cause you’re in for a ride my main man. Turns out some dude is auctioning off a real Batmobile from the original Tim Burton flick on eBay. With gas the way it is nowadays, I can’t blame him for selling the car but wow, what a beauty! It’s almost as tight as the Tumbler from TDK. Hit the jump for the exact details and a link to the auction. It’s currently going for $110,000, so no cheapskates.

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If Tom Joad had some of these grapes, he could have moved out of hicksville and into the Ritz-Carlton or some shit. This bunch of deliciously sweet grapes went for $1000 at a recent auction. For $1000, a hotel owner was able to procure 30 of the sweet, succulent grapes that are a little smaller than a CamBall. These just weren’t any grapes though:

The Ruby Roman variety, developed by the Ishikawa Prefecture Agricultural Research Center, was sold to an upscale hotel owner on Monday. The single bunch, consisting of 30 grapes each slightly smaller than a ping-pong ball, were described as “delicious: sweet but fresh at the same time, very well balanced,” by Agricultural official Hirofumi Isu.

I have a lot of dirty jokes I’m tempted to crack since it’s Friday but I think I’ll leave that up to you and the comments.

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Here’s a series of jellies that were designed by prestigious architects. And by prestigious I mean random. Each piece is currently on auction, so if you really fancy any of this stuff, feel free to whip out your Master Card.

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Most chicks don’t dig anal. They might put up with it to keep us happy and, more importantly, to shut us up, but it’s not the most pleasant feeling to have her whimper the whole time. The Bitchcruiser Bike puts a literal rod up the ass of an unsuspecting sex doll, allowing you to cruise around with a bloodless sex dummy as your bike’s dashboard.

If the feeling of anal dominance is important enough for you to show off on your daily bike route, you can pick up the Bitchcruiser from eBay for the high price of $2,300. But something tells us, if you own this bike, the only real ass you might be getting could possibly be leaving soon. — Andrew Dobrow

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While browsing around eBay, we came upon this incredible custom Halo Transformer. We nearly shat our collective panties. The Transformers Custom Master Chief (AKA Spartan Prime) APC 117 Armored Personnel Carrier (*huff, huff, that was a long one, breathe) has multiple points of articulation and is fully sealed so you can put him in funky poses.

The Master Chief himself transforms into the huge Armored Personal Carrier from the Halo games. This just might be the coolest damn toy we have ever seen. Period. The current price is at $75 with 21 bids. Expect some major sniping wars in the final minutes of this auction. Take the jump to see the transformed version. (more…)

The link for this auction now reads as an invalid link, but GOD DAMN! The auction was for over 1,500 games! That’s including greatest hits and longbox duplicates, as well as multi-region hardware, rare special editions, promotional materials, and dev kits. There is just no competition for a bigger, better Playstation collection.

Shockingly, the above photo was only a fraction of what was available. The going rate? A chipper $30,000. Bring this auction back! — Andrew Dobrow

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German bankruptcy administrators issued a statement today saying that they have given up finding buyers for the failed BenQ Mobile company in Germany, so what’s going to happen is that the company furnitures, pot plants and computers will go on eBay. Yes you heard that right, it’s eBay literally. Some of the assets will also be sold on the Insolvency’s website, with bargains starting at 1 euro. If you would like to pay your last tribute to the company, this is your chance. –Sam Chan

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This Lunar Lander look alike is available for sale on eBay. You are paying for the vehicle and the chance to compete in the X-Prize Foundations, Lunar Lander Contest. Where designs are judged on their load capacity and hover height and length of time airborne.

The grand prize for the best lander is $1,000,000. Is it worth the $199,000 Buy It Now price? We’re no rocket scientists, but the lander looks damn cool. Just better hope the damn thing wins you your money back. Another prize offers $350,000, so you might just profit from buying this thing.

The auction clarifies the winnings as so:

What the high bidder wins:

• The actual Lauryad I vehicle. It will be delivered after the conclusion of the contest, win or lose. The contest continues until all prize money is won, so if there is no winner this year, we will compete until it’s over, at which time you take home the lander.

• 50% of the total prize money won by either of the landers. First prize for Level I is $350K and Grand Prize for Level II is $1M. If both landers win, the high bidder will receive $675K.

• Their name/logo and or graphic on two sides on both vehicles. This is a high profile event which will receive TV news and documentary air time, in addition to lots of web coverage.

• Two round trip tickets from anywhere in the continental US to Las Cruces plus lodging for a week during the contest, to see your Lunar Lander compete.

High bidder is welcome anytime to view and participate in the construction and testing of his/her lander. A truly unique opportunity.

Seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity for sure. — Andrew Dobrow
Auction Site [eBay, via UberReview]

AHHHHHHHH. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WOW WOW WOW WOW! 670 GAMES! EVERY NES EVER MADE? AYAYAYAYAYYY! ALREADY UP TO $12,000 AND RISING! LIQUIDATE YOUR STOCKS! — Andrew Dobrow

eBay NES Auction [via Destructoid]