Corrupt Your Children With Plastic Zombie Men
Today’s toys have advanced since the days of yesteryear when our parents played with army men and cardboard cutouts of Bozo the Clown. Children need to feel excited; pumped up, if you will. That’s why you shouldn’t feel bad about the way you raised your kids when they ask you for a bag of these plastic zombie figures. They’re a lot like army men, except they’re undead.
Of course, with the pinch of the recession being felt in our wallets, you could head down to the dollar store and melt down some figures to create an equally pleasing toy.