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Remember when you were young? Days filled with school, pencils and dog anuses? Ahh, the good old days. I remember it like it were yesterday. Wait a second, that’s because it was yesterday! Thanks to these Dog Pencil Sharpeners. With the help of a mighty pet rectum, our pencils are never dull. The funny this is, we don’t even use pencils! It’s totally for sexual pleasure entertainment value and that old feeling of nostalgia. There’s nothing quite like reliving the... Continue reading

Don’t be offended by our title, please. What we say is a scientific fact. Asses smell. Period. Ha, that’s three “periods” in a row. The Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat is a patent-pending 4-stage deodorizing system which is geared towards relieving you, your family, and house guests of the stench that might be lingering from the toilets last use. The Breeza seat is set-up to easily replace your current toilet seat, with an estimated installation time of only about 15 minutes.... Continue reading

OK, this image is strange and slightly on the immature side. But everyone needs to hear a good ass-related joke every once in a while. Make sure to note the whole image. Not only is that a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus, but its a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus for a proctologist (study of the asshole) office. So just park in the rear, ring the rear, get a probe up your rear, then you’re good to go.... Continue reading