Don’t be offended by our title, please. What we say is a scientific fact. Asses smell. Period. Ha, that’s three “periods” in a row. The Self Deodorizing Toilet Seat is a patent-pending 4-stage deodorizing system which is geared towards relieving you, your family, and house guests of the stench that might be lingering from the toilets last use.

The Breeza seat is set-up to easily replace your current toilet seat, with an estimated installation time of only about 15 minutes. Hopefully you can staple your anus shut that long. Or at least have a bucket handy. Available now for $129.99. — Andrew Dobrow

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OK, this image is strange and slightly on the immature side. But everyone needs to hear a good ass-related joke every once in a while. Make sure to note the whole image. Not only is that a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus, but its a doorbell lodged into a deer’s anus for a proctologist (study of the asshole) office. So just park in the rear, ring the rear, get a probe up your rear, then you’re good to go. — Andrew Dobrow

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