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If we’re ever going to have equal rights for our pets, we need to allow them to have the same access to fart apps that we have. Or at least a dog-friendly alternative. Anything less is just unfair and should be considered cruelty. The fluffy iBone iPhone dog toy gives your beloved pet a way to call home if they’re going to be out late for a long night of doggy lovin’. You already dress your dog in the finest duds,... Continue reading

Ok, so it might not be an actual dragon as it doesn’t blow fire, but it’s a lizard… with wings… which is pretty damn close. Hide your treasure and lock up your princesses! Wait a second, what are we scared of, it’s like two inches long. Oh wait, they have parents don’t they? Link [via]

While I might be a fan of eating all things cute and fuzzy, it’s when the name of science becomes involved that the line is crossed. I just can’t stomach the fact (at least I can’t stomach the fact as well as I can stomach their meat) that cute little bunny rabbits are wasting away in a lab, victims of awful shampoo and cosmetic experiments. Bunnies were born to be dirty! Luckily for bunnies and my belly, scientists for L’Oreal... Continue reading

Even geeks can use a little cuteness in their life. That’s why we couldn’t resist forcing these adorable meerkats into your eye holes. These little guys just can’t stay awake. If narcolepsy exists in the wild, these guys are just about due for a sleep study. Link

Who needs genetic manipulation? A giant rope can have equally deadly effects. The Shelephant is on the prowl and searching for blood. This sort of reminds me of the greatest and weirdest high-five ever. Link [via]

Don’t ask. We have no idea. And they get even weirder, if that’s possible. Hit the jump for more.

Washing your dog is probably a pain in the ass, especially if your mutt is a prissy little thing. Stop taking your dog’s shit and the next time they’re due for a cleaning, hit up your local Dog-O-Matic. Created by some silly francophone named Romain Jerry, this machine takes your pooch and washes it over a brief period of time – about 5 minutes. When its done, your dog hops out and you dry the fucker off. A godsend for... Continue reading

Want the punching power of a knuckle duster with a little more style? Ditch the brass for these acrylic animal rings that will seriously mess up your opponent’s face upon contact. Forests, wolves, chickens – I love the way these things look. And for $12, you’ll like the way your next bank statement looks, too. Link [via]

Why are mutated or disfigured animals so much cuter than normally developed ones? Dare we say it’s some sort of “runt syndrome?” For the first time in the wilds of Kenya, park rangers of Hellsgate National Park have spotted and photographed an adorably ugly albino buffalo. Park officials say that the albino’s light coat will make the buffalo more noticeable to predators. The local Maasai community associates albinism with bad omens. *sigh* The risks of being adorable. Link