Know what’s hilarious? A giraffe. Spots, silly animal, big tongue, long neck. Yeah, sounds like an awesome creature to me. Why not make a lamp that pokes fun at a giraffe all while paying equal tribute? Wait, where’d his head go? I don’t know but all of a sudden I can insert a fluorescent bulb into a socket. Let there be light, dear giraffe! How Kafka-esque.
$160. Trip to zoo not required but highly recommended.
Need to pump some life into your next party event but you’re afraid the mustache handkerchief will have everyone thinking they’re Salvador Dali? Not a problem. With these animal nose cups, you’ll have all of your drunk friends stumbling around your apartment making animal noises.
You might have to worry about Dali coming back from the dead and showing up to your party. After all, he was a huge fan of animals. Cleverly named Pick Your Nose Party Animals, each pack includes 24 9-ounce cups in 6 assorted animal styles for $7.49. They’re perfect for Jello shots.
Hubba hubba! Take a look at this assortment of sexy and seductive animals that are worth drooling over. Warning, these pictures are not safe for work and will surely give you a hard on. That is, if the other artsy animals I’ve posted haven’t already done that.
No idea who made them, but I know where they came from and where they’re going. Out of the wild, into your spank bank. Hit the jump to see more mouth-watering ladies!
A recent project from the students over at London’s Royal College Of Art caught our eye with its unique look and obvious sensory deprivation. Called “Animal Sense Devices”, the pieces are a set of experimental sense amplifiers which give humans animalistic senses. (more…)
You’ve been gone all day at work, your boss gave you a huge new project, and when you come home, all you see is your brand new couch torn to pieces with Spot sitting right next to it. This situation (at least the last part) would never have occurred if you had taken the time to invest in the Pro-Idee Sofa Guard. The Sofa Guard works by emitting a 105dB noise when anything activates its sensor (4′6″ x 11.5″ x 1.5″) which you place over whatever surface you don’t want your animal on. 105dB is loud enough to temporarily damage your ear if you are right next to it! Just hope that 1) you aren’t at home when your animal decides to lay on the furniture 2) your animal learns really fast so you don’t need the Sofa Guard anymore. The Sofa Guard features a nice roll up ability so you can place it in small places when you don’t need it. The Sofa Guard currently sells for $37. — Nik Gomez
Pro-Idee Sofa Guard [via Gizmodude]
