Even geeks can use a little cuteness in their life. That’s why we couldn’t resist forcing these adorable meerkats into your eye holes. These little guys just can’t stay awake. If narcolepsy exists in the wild, these guys are just about due for a sleep study.
Who needs genetic manipulation? A giant rope can have equally deadly effects. The Shelephant is on the prowl and searching for blood.
This sort of reminds me of the greatest and weirdest high-five ever.
Washing your dog is probably a pain in the ass, especially if your mutt is a prissy little thing. Stop taking your dog’s shit and the next time they’re due for a cleaning, hit up your local Dog-O-Matic. Created by some silly francophone named Romain Jerry, this machine takes your pooch and washes it over a brief period of time – about 5 minutes. When its done, your dog hops out and you dry the fucker off. A godsend for you, a journey to the end of the universe and back for man’s best friend.
Want the punching power of a knuckle duster with a little more style? Ditch the brass for these acrylic animal rings that will seriously mess up your opponent’s face upon contact. Forests, wolves, chickens – I love the way these things look. And for $12, you’ll like the way your next bank statement looks, too.
Why are mutated or disfigured animals so much cuter than normally developed ones? Dare we say it’s some sort of “runt syndrome?” For the first time in the wilds of Kenya, park rangers of Hellsgate National Park have spotted and photographed an adorably ugly albino buffalo.
Park officials say that the albino’s light coat will make the buffalo more noticeable to predators. The local Maasai community associates albinism with bad omens. *sigh* The risks of being adorable.
Know what’s hilarious? A giraffe. Spots, silly animal, big tongue, long neck. Yeah, sounds like an awesome creature to me. Why not make a lamp that pokes fun at a giraffe all while paying equal tribute? Wait, where’d his head go? I don’t know but all of a sudden I can insert a fluorescent bulb into a socket. Let there be light, dear giraffe! How Kafka-esque.
$160. Trip to zoo not required but highly recommended.
Need to pump some life into your next party event but you’re afraid the mustache handkerchief will have everyone thinking they’re Salvador Dali? Not a problem. With these animal nose cups, you’ll have all of your drunk friends stumbling around your apartment making animal noises.
You might have to worry about Dali coming back from the dead and showing up to your party. After all, he was a huge fan of animals. Cleverly named Pick Your Nose Party Animals, each pack includes 24 9-ounce cups in 6 assorted animal styles for $7.49. They’re perfect for Jello shots.
Hubba hubba! Take a look at this assortment of sexy and seductive animals that are worth drooling over. Warning, these pictures are not safe for work and will surely give you a hard on. That is, if the other artsy animals I’ve posted haven’t already done that.
No idea who made them, but I know where they came from and where they’re going. Out of the wild, into your spank bank. Hit the jump to see more mouth-watering ladies!
