Excuse the gutter speak, but I think prostitutes ought to have a little fun with Halloween too. Being a long time street walker, I just might make it a point of mine to make sure some of my tricks get a special treat this year. These Costumed Condoms are sure to get some laughs.

If you’re not a bad little whore like me, you could even just give these out at an adult Halloween party. And if you buy over $20 of skull or pumpkin dressed condoms, you get 36 flavored condoms free. Quite a deal! — Andrew Dobrow

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Warning. Do not buy these games for your pre-teen. These Nintendo DS drinking games compare two of mans favorite pastimes, drinking and gaming, for a fun fix of inebriated activities. How do you win? We guess by being the last to pass out.

EA games would rather you call them “gourmet information magazines for the adult”. But we’re just gonna call it our Friday night. — Andrew Dobrow

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