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Cloverfield Action Figure Revealed: Albinos Everywhere Applaud
The elusive Cloverfield monster was the talk of the town over the last few months thanks to J.J. Abrams’ elusive viral marketing scheme. When we received a leaked clip of the Cloverfield monster a few days before the movie was released, we didn’t see anything that indicated that the monster was an albino. Though according to the design of the Cloverfield action figure, apparently the monster had just returned from from a Caribbean vacation when the film was in production.... Continue reading
How The Maul Stole Christmas
Speaking of Star Wars oddities, check out this toy spotted on Ebay. Most of us have seen the family holiday favorite, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. But not many of us have seen the less known How The Darth Maul Stole Christmas. Actually, we’re quite sure it doesn’t even exist. If you have $25 extra bucks, you can own your very own Darth Maul action figure, donning a Santa Claus uniform. Buy it, and don’t open it. Let it sit.... Continue reading
Princess Leia – Angelina Jolie Edition
If they were to recast the original Star Wars for an adaptation with today’s stars, who would be cast? For Princess Leia, my money would be on someone a little less stunningly beautiful then Angelina Jolie. I mean, Carrie Fisher was hot, but not Angelina hot. This rendition of a Princess Leia action figure stars Angelina in the lead female role. I’d have to think about it long and hard if I were asked to come up with a full... Continue reading
Toys to lose your head over
When your method of death has gone down in history to solidify your name into the publics mind, you know you’ve made it. These Marie Antoinette inspired toys are proof that life doesn’t end after death. In fact, sometimes it’s only the beginning.
Lara Croft doll gets a pap smear
Here is a really odd story. Eidos is producing a Lara Croft action figure for little boys to molest. Now, when you think of someone that could model for the doll, you’d think along the lines of say, oh I dunno, Angelina Jolie or someone like that. The tall looks more like Woody Harrelson then anyone else. Maybe even Madusa. But perfect Lara Croft? And call me crazy, but isn’t odd that the majority of the pictures taken are of... Continue reading
Office Space Action Figure to add to your umm, yeahhhhh, geeky toy collection
He swore he was going to burn down Initech, and he did. What does Milton get for his simplistic honesty? Besides a shit load of Initech’s money, he gets an action figure immortalizing his stapler-toting image! These new Office Space action figures, from what is thought of as one of the most geeky movies of all time, are just too damn cool. Featured for sale are an 8″ Bill Lumbergh, an 7″ inch Milton, and a Peter, Lumbergh, and Milton... Continue reading
