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Two Girls, One-Up T-Shirt Mashes Mario and Masochism

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I posted this over on my Posterous blog, but I couldn’t resist sharing this with my fellow GEARheads as well. The Two Girls, One-Up T-Shirt mashes together the iconic disgustingness of the Two Girls, One Cup video and the awesomeness of the ladies from Super Mario Bros.

You can pre-order the shirt for $17.95. It’s scheduled to ship on September 5, 2009. If you can’t think of an appropriate time to wear it, just pick up a Two Girls, One Cup skateboard. You’ll match perfectly when you head out to grind the curbs.

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Goatse Cookies: The Most Appetizing Thing Ever

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They go great with a nice warm glass of 2 girls, 1 cup, if you happen to have them available.

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2 Girls 1 Cup Skateboard Makes Me Nauseous, Aroused

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Anyone who has witnessed the now infamous “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video will never be the same. Trust me, you’ll know what I’m talking about if you’ve seen it or even just heard about it. This vehicle immortalizes the meme through the majesty of skateboard design.

Here is the description from the Flick image:

My son bought a new skateboard at Van’s at the Block of Orange. He thought his mom and dad would not know what the skateboard’s graphic represented. When I saw it I laughed so hard that I ended up snorting. We had to explain 2 Girls 1 Cup to the wife.

Pretty sure I’d steal this board from my kid in a heartbeat. I’d be a pretty awesome dad, other than the fact that I’d steal all of my kid’s cool shit.

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