Be you lazy, injured or amputated, basic chores become not so basic anymore. Shoveling snow is nearly impossible with only a pair of two inch nubs protruding from your torso. The Patrick Starfish jokes get old quick. And nub-slaps can only defend your honor so much.
The Snow Shoveling Shoes require just a shuffle of your feet and a few sharp Chuck Norris kicks in order to clear the path. You really don’t need thousands for a new snow plow when you have fricken’ shovels on your feet.