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Photos of Twitter’s New Headquarters

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Check out Twitter’s new digs in the SoMa district of San Francisco. Not too shabby. Mostly designed by co-founder Ev Williams and his wife Sara, Twitter’s new headquarters is focused on minimalism, modernism and an odd fascination with deer.

These photos and many more were lovingly uploaded at the official Twitter photostream on Flickr. Head over there to see the complete set.

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Say Tweet Again T-Shirt

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Tweet, tweet, tweet. Do they speak English in Tweet? Tweet ain’t no country I ever heard of. What does Biz Stone look like? Say tweet again. I dare ya, I double dare ya, say tweet one more time.

Jules is one bad mother shut yo mouth. I don’t think he’s kidding. Would you test a man with that gun and that afro? I think not.

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Twitter “Follow Me” Tattoo Socks

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It’s understandable that some of you are hesitant to get something as permanent as a tattoo. Especially with a fad site like Twitter. Who knows how long the novelty will last? A massive “follow me” tattoo isn’t for everyone.

These “Follow Me” Tattoo Socks give you that temporary ink look, just in case you’re not ready to take the leap into permanence. If you love showing off a little leg, this is a great way to gain some new follwers, and perhaps a stalker to two.

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Stupid Criminals Use Permanent Marker as Disguise

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Two men were arrested in Carroll, Iowa after attempting to break-in to a man’s home wearing hooded sweatshirts and face paint, instead of a sky mask or hood. That was only their first mistake.

How did they get caught, you might ask? Their face paint was streaked on with permanent marker. Unable to remove the ink from their skin, the men were found without too much of a problem. Looks like we have yet another Halloween idea to add to the old stockpile.

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Blue Screen of Death Belt

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Windows fans. If you want to show your Microsoft OS pride, what more accurate way is there than the classic BSOD, probably the most common sight you see.

The Blue Screen of Death Belt advertises the most famous fuck-up in OS history, right where it should be. Only inches from your Windows-loving vag. I so could not imagine a world without a Windows user to make fun of. It’s alright. There will always be something blue standing in their way. It’s just tradition.

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Gaping Jaws Hoodie

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Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?!

This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea.

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Multi-Tiered Super Mario Cake Really is Super

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So, we get it. You can be a huge Mario fan. That’s cool. I totally get it. I have the dude tattooed on my skin for Christ’s sake. But this cake oozes of obsessive awesomeness.

Each tier is meticulously connected by even more Mario goodness, physically attached by Super Mario pipes and topped with a Mario and Peaches topper. From top to bottom, this cake is where it’s at.

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On Foot Watch Tells How Yout Stack Up Against World Record Holders

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Crispin Jones’s limited edition On Foot Watch displays the time of world record breaking runs on the face of the watch, allowing you to match up your speed with the fastest runners in the world down to the second, minute or hour, depending on which arc and which length you’re following.

Unless you’re a world class athlete, you’ll be doing lots of ooh’ing and ahh’ing as you ogle the fastest times of these speedy runners. And let’s be honest, you probably won’t be able to even run most of these distances without medical intervention.

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Ed Hardy is Everywhere, Even on Your USB Drives

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There’s been a Don Ed Hardy explosion recently. I’ve even seen Hardy rip-off shoes at my local discount designer stores. If you’ve already got Ed Hardy’s name plastered across your body and you’re really digging that new school ink style, Ed Hardy is busting out a collection of USB drives branding the style you’ve learned to love.

The drives will be available in 1 GB to 4 GB flavors. They’re available for pre-order for between $32 and $78 on Amazon and will likely ship in the coming weeks, probably a month or three at the most.

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Tetris Hair Style and Dye Job

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If you’re not the type to get something quite as permanent as a geeky tattoo, a new do is a great alternative for showing off your geekiness, as witnessed through this awesome Tetris hair style.

Even if this is a little too “in-your-face” for you, there are some other awesome ways to display your love for retro gaming. Me? I’m comfortable in the fact that I’ll be a geek the rest of my life, and I’m not scared to show it.

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