Whore Shoes

Have you wanted to become a whore all your life. Of course you have, sweetie. Come hang with Big Poppa Vinnie Mac and let me show you the way. We’ll need you to fit into this tiny purple skirt and I’ll give you a pair of these sweet shoes. They’re designed by Azzedine Alaia and boy does he love whore clothing. Put those shoes on babe, ’cause we need you on the corner of 128th and Broadway by 2:00 am. Ya dig?

Or, if you’re not a prostitute of some sort, you could modify these heels into some awesome steampunk kicks. I’d prefer if you acted like the whore you are, though. No need to placate me.

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