Weight-Loss Belt For Fatties

Are you an overwhelming fat ass that just can’t shred those pounds because going to the gym is another chore on your list of things you won’t do?  Well, your prayers have been answered! The Vibro Shape slimming belt is said to rid you of your beer-belly in favor of some sexy washboard abs. The belt can also be used on the shoulders, hips, and thighs for a full body workout and a safe auto timer will turn the unit off after 15 minutes to prevent the heat from burning more than just your fat.

A $26 belt that “melts” your fat away with vibration and heat is every couch potato’s dream. Nerds will certainly be in dire need of one of these when Wrath of the Lich King hits store shelves. It’s a damn shame vibrating weight-loss equipment like these never work, otherwise they’d have a heftier price tag.

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6 comments

  1. Does the vibro shape have any side effect? For example what if the fat is melted and released to the circulation and harm the vessels?

  2. I NEED COST OF BELT FOR WEIGHT LOSS

  3. Hi,can you buy these at WalMart?

  4. med student despooo

    ^i dont think those guys realized ur sarcasm. comon. we all wanna lose weight easy. play nice!

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