Don’t worry, the Viking XL Lift System isn’t only for surprisingly jolly (considering the fact he needs a specially designed rig to hoist him around the house) gingers. Capable of lifting up to 660 lbs., or about half of yo momma (burn!) despite only weighing about 95 lbs. itself. Hey, it beats portion control.
As an added bonus, the hoist that wraps around your barely visible taint resembles a diaper designed for an incontinent french maid. Oh, and it also works great for average sized people too. Check out Liko’s site for more information.