Trouser Expander Makes You Look Like a Medium-Sized Dog is Stuffed in Your Pants

Let’s not kid ourselves. There are probably a handful of people in the U.S. with a cock the size of a small child (no not the cock of a small child, a cock the size of a small child) and you’re not one of them. Unless your planning on wearing this thing every single day, I don’t know how much good it’s going to do. But I guess by the time your date is ripping off your pants to see your little surprise, it’s a little too late.

The Trouser Expander includes some pump-action for altering your bulge size on the go. You don’t get that awkward lumpiness like you do with socks. The ladies just love a squirrel sized dong.

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