‘Tis the season for impromptu picnics and outdoor activities. The problem I have is that most of the times I throw the idea out there for a picnic, I get a lot of disgruntled people saying they’d rather be inside with a comfortable place to sit then be sitting on the dirty ground with bugs crawling all over them.
OK, look pussies. Since your precious buttocks can’t accept the fact that nature is part of a great picnic, I’ve got a compromise. This Suitcase Picnic Table is easy enough to transport and allows us to throw a picnic bash wherever we desire, without the risk of your pristine pants getting a speck of dirt on their luxury label. The whole table weighs abour 22 lbs. and can hold 240 lbs. of weight per chair.