You might be wondering, why am I sitting here alone, perfectly capable of treating a woman right and treating her to all of the Star Wars-references that every girl deserves? It’s probably because you don’t have the smooth moves of this guy. Ladies like to hear sexy talk, and they like it in said in the most unimaginative and least sexy way possible – apparently.
This is the sort of guy who is dirty talking with his girlfriend and whips out the oldest pick-up line in the book – “I’m going to put my penis in your anus.” An oldie, but goodie.[via]