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The “Create Your Own Sci-Fi Movie Monster” T-Shirt

Feel the wrath of Sharktopus! Fear the coming of Cyber Yeti! Wait a second, we’ve already seen an Arachnodroid. In fact, we’ve seen a few. The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator t-shirt encourages the creation of horrible and hysterical hybrids of which the likes have never been seen. I mean Raptorsquito? Really? Malaria with a bite! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. ...

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Star Wars Tuxedo Shirt: It’s a Black TIE Fighter Affair

Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style. The TIE Fighter Tuxedo ...

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Boba Fett Fleece Beanie: Collect Some Heads While Warming Your Own

The Fett-man has become one of the most endearing characters in the Star Wars universe. Second in evil only to Darth Vader (and perhaps Jabba the Hutt, but even that’s debatable. Jabba’s motives were out of pure greed. Boba simply loves to kill). Etsy user daniellemaupin sold her Boba Fett Fleece Beanie for $25, so you might have already missed ...

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Three Ewok Moon T-Shirt: Wait, That’s No Moon

The majesty of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (now in PJ form!) is almost impossible to upstage. But if there was anyway to do it, I’m pretty sure the Star Wars Shop just figured it out. The Three Ewok Moon tee pays homage to an internet meme which some might consider played out, but this design provides a breath of ...

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This Is One Rude Unicorn

Wild unicorns aren’t always as couth as their farm-raised meaty counterparts. They haven’t been to exposed to the proper way unicorns should act. For one, it is always inappropriate to skid your ass against the ground, no matter how magical the said ass might be. But with that being said, I wonder if its possible to rent a wild unicorn ...

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Shredder Hoodie

Okay, so maybe Raphael and the rest of the TMNT team never officially brought down their Samurai arch-nemesis. And that’s fine. You can’t beat them all. Sometimes all you can do is temporarily thwart your enemy’s plans of world domination for the time being. Shredder does have his own following though. And understandably. The man is a monster, in the ...

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Mario and Luigi Aprons

Well, what did you think they did with all of that fresh Yoshi meat when the poor little guy gets offed besides using his skin as a scarf? HELLO! Barbecue! Sprite Stich Forum user jessii created these homemade Mario and Luigi Aprons just for special occasions. Luckily, I can find reason for a special occasion any day. “Umm, why are ...

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Speech Bubble: Looking Like a Fool for the Sake of Privacy

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen people go to extreme lengths for a little privacy, and it almost certainly won’t be the last, but this might be the first time we’ve seen such a ridiculous apparatus be made for use at parties. If you’re looking for a way to make yourself look like even more of a weirdo, the ...

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Ask Me About My Zombie Shirt

At last year’s Comic-Con, Capcom gave out an awesome limited edition Resident Evil themed t-shirt which featured a unique zombie print inside of the shirt, which actually allowed the wearer to pull the shirt over his or her head to reveal a zombie face. DeezTeez is now selling their version of the Resident Evil shirt to the masses with a ...

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