Tag Archives: wearables

What’s the nerdiest way to carry around your gear? How about an officially licensed Darth Vader or Storm Trooper Megalopolis Hard Shell Backpack from Boblbe? Each backpack is manufactured from hard ABS resin, which makes it completely waterproof and durable enough to stand up to just about anything you can throw at it. They also feature a laser etched Star ...

If you find yourself working outside during the hottest days of the summer, this Cooling Vest from Cooline may be just the thing to help keep you comfortable. The vest is designed to work like the body’s own heat regulation system. Just fill it up with regular tap water and it will cool the vest (and your body) through evaporation. ...

If you love Spiderman, but not enough to express that love with permanent body art, the Spiderman Gr8 Tattoo Kit may be the perfect middle ground. Kids (and even some really geeky adults) can create realistic looking temporary tattoos with the included motorized pen, three washable colors, and the 9 included template designs. Plus, if you are the creative type, ...

If you are a woman who wrestles with severe mood swings during specific times of the month, you owe it to the people around you to pick up this sterling silver PMS Meter Pin. Just set it to one of the five different moods – “Emotional,” “Moody,” “Hostile,” “Bitchy,” or “Psycho” to warn others about your current mental status. I ...

Described as “a great watch for your undertaker or gravedigger,” the Cemetery Watch is undoubtedly the world’s premier timepiece for tall, skinny, pale, creepy looking individuals that wear a lot of black. Each handcrafted watch features a coffin, shovel, shrubs, and a caption that reads “We’re the last ones to let you down.” Available for $39.95.�� Sean Fallon Link

Angular Momentum has designed this watch that looks as if it’s a rotting piece of splintered wood. “A Piece Of Wood” watch is made with sterling silver, dark gray patina, and diamonds to create a luxurious watch that looks like a literal piece of junk. Unlike actual wood, the Wood Watch is water resistant. It also features a self-winding movement ...

Every school is bound to have an “Under The Sea” theme dance. But what to wear? Do you go in scuba gear? That’s hardly formal enough. These High Tide Heels are perfect for those occasions. And while we’re much too masculine to ever think about wearing anything with the word “heels” in the title, we’re sure there are some of ...

For those of us who spent a good majority of their childhood growing up in the 90s, many of us learned the harsh realities of the real world through Oregon Trail, the game of nomadic venturing. Now, you can have the wonders of text gaming on a nostalgic shirt. The “You Have Died Of Dysentery” shirt comes in both T-shirt ...

Check out this fully functional Steampunk designed watch which is equal part jewelery and collectible piece. Looking like something from The Matrix, this Steampunk watch fits around your wrist much like a wristband would, that is if wristbands were made of metal. In addition to the time piece, the watch also features a compass and of course the bad ass ...

What more could a geek possibly want? A hot asian chick wearing a peripheral device as a bra, it’s like, the holy grail or something. The Angel Kitty USB Keyboard Bra will surely make geeks pulse rise. The keyboard layout is a standard set-up with the bra form fitted to a woman’s natural curves. If you’re a true geek, you’ll ...