Tag Archives: wearables

Do you feel like you’re under appreciated for the extensive amount of time you waste playing video games? Allow yourself a little self worth with the Gaming Medal, which honors your battle of the slacker. Sure, I was too busy playing Halo to enroll in the military to join the fight against the real terrorists. But who needs a Purple ...

Without sounding too cryptic, this sweater design is pretty damn cryptic. Using a system that analyzes daily news stories and patterns, and then producing a graphical representation of the news, makes the News Knitter clothing for the intellectual. The News Knitter is made using two types of software, one receives the content from live feeds and other changes it into ...

Cycling is in the midst of a come back. With environmental fears and urban build-up making cars seem less and less like a smart transportation option, bikes are the choice of many city dwellers. The problem is that there are still way more cars than bikers, putting cyclists at risk of being run down by some disgruntled rush hour driver ...

I don’t know whether wearing the Medusa line of gear from Oakley makes you look more like some crazy Aztec warrior or a peace (and hemp) loving Jamaican. Either way, the Medusa Hat and Goggles go together like peas and carrots, and not in some Forrest Gump mushy “I love you, Jennnnay” type of way. In typical Oakley style, the ...

Rather than measuring by inches, this belt is designed to guesstimate your weight. The larger your waist, the higher the weight will show as with the Weight Belt. Using this belt in conjunction with the ego-crushing phone could solve your over-confidence issues in a snap. The problem with this is if you have a really large ass, or have your ...

Made by Viking, the new “Turnout Gear” is a combination of Thermal Sensor Technology (TST) and Smart Textiles, creating a smart uniform for firefighters to use in the heat of the moment. Turnout Gear visually communicates any critical hot spots on the suit that might put the fireman in danger of burns. A LED display on the upper left shoulder ...

Whether it be used as a prop in a fantasy Hentai porno flick, or simply just another tool of the trade for people into cosplay, anyone can find a use for a tentacle arm. Say you have a pet or a very young sibling, a tentacle could be an amazing way to just scare the living shit out of them. ...

While these glasses look like they aren’t translucent (which might make it hard to save Mary Jane from the villan of the day), they do make you look bad-ass, despite the fact that you might just be totally blind when you’re wearing them. Watch out Venom! If we could see you, we just might spray you with silky webbing. The ...

Whenever I see a skateboard, I can’t help but drift down memory lane to circa 1995, when me and my homies were chilling on the curb, sipping on Gatorade, trying to work out how to get our damn skateboards off the concrete without breaking our necks. Every time we tried to perform the simplest trick, we would fall on our ...

Alarme is a concept watch made for the hearing impaired. While we love poking fun at the handicapped just like any other average scum bag, we would never wish death upon one because of their disability (unless they were really, really mean cripples.) Alarme is unique in the fact that it can alert those who cannot hear an audible alarm ...