Tag Archives: wearables

I’m not quite sure where the merging of Alice in Wonderland and Star Wars became an idea that seemed worth trying, but I’m glad it happened. The Cheshire Cat Stormtrooper Helmet makes your typical imperial trooper seem creepily happy and just a tad too furry. I doubt these helmets would ever pass Darth Vader’s stringent uniform protocol, but a trooper ...

I’m sick of answering questions. That’s all people want from me is answers. And I’m sick of it. So here’s my new, very permanent answer. Just Google it. It’s not even just the obvious questions that bother me. It’s even the ones that people use to try and test my computer knowledge. I’m a geek blogger, not a technician. Go ...

I was a little too old to really go crazy over Pokemon, but I have played a few of the games. Never got into the whole trading card thing either. I was a Magic: The Gathering guy. Pokemon cards were about a generation too late for my interest. But there’s no denying the inherent cuteness (for the most part) and ...

Some have stated that they wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this shirt beyond a comic conference or the like, but me? Well let’s just say I’ve been known to rock my Michael Jackson Red Jacket t-shirt out in public with no shame. So really, this could really boost my coolness. The Iron Man 2 Comic Chest T-Shirt, available for around ...

I haven’t seen Ghostbusters since I was about 5, but that doesn’t stop me from spouting out a “WANT!” when I set my eyes on this awesome Ghostbusters Proton Pack Backpack. As a connoisseur of all things paranormal, even if I’m not a huge fan of the Ghostbusters movies I’ve gotta show respect for the iconic pieces of 80s culture ...

I know that it’s barely summer and you really don’t want to even start thinking about your winter wear for another few months, but I wouldn’t want any of you to miss out on the hottest styles of fall and winter 2010. The Beard Beanie is sure to be a game changer as this year’s cold season looms over the ...

You don’t have the balls or the money to wear a shirt depicting Mr. T made of t-shirts? Don’t be a fool, bitch tits! My night elf mohawk won’t listen to that jibba-jibba. The Mr. Tee t-shirt is a light blue tee featuring a portrait of the A-Team’s own Mr. T made out of t-shirts. The only way to get ...

Aside from Shredder, Krang was the most reviled supervillain in the TMNT universe. And since there’s already a Shredder hoodie, I guess there was only one logical thing to do. The Krang Hoodie lovingly suggests that your upper torso is a mechanical body housing everybody’s favorite turtle-hating exoskeleton-donning brain-like world domineer. To complete Krang’s body just keep your hands in ...

Life streamers will be happy to hear that a new brand of transmitting your every movement might be on the horizon. The EyeSeeCam tracks your eye movements using an array of cleverly placed speedy cameras. Two cameras measure your eye positions in 3D at super-fast speeds, up to 600 Hz, watching your eyes via an acrylic reflector. Another camera offers ...

There’s nothing the ladies love more than a pair of perky man nips. Forget about that (very) little secret you hide in your Jockeys. As long as you’ve got a pair of nipples capable of cutting diamonds, the ladies will come a-flocking, regardless of how rank your breath might be. The Body Perks Nipple Enhancers let the opposite sex (or ...