Tag Archives: wearables

The Most Dangerous Animal in the World

Who needs genetic manipulation? A giant rope can have equally deadly effects. The Shelephant is on the prowl and searching for blood. This sort of reminds me of the greatest and weirdest high-five ever. Link [via]

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A Pair of Geeky Michael Jackson Zombie Shirts

While surfing through the ole feed reader today I came upon not one, but two awesome MJ “Thriller”-themed shirts, both with a geeky flair. The above tee print is a mash-up of Michael Jackson Thriller-era and the game Left 4 Dead. A perfect mix if you ask me. Hit the jump for a lego-fied journey to the world of Thriller.

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Vintage Apple Logo Trucker Hat

Have you been down with Apple since they were one with the rainbow? Pure sex. Sadly sold out for now. Let’s hope for a triumphant return. I will own one. Link [via]

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Wearable Hummingbird Feeder: You Really Wanna Be Hurt, Don’t You?

When you first receive your Wearable Hummingbird Feeder mask you’re encouraged to leave it out in the wild for awhile so that the birds can get accustomed to the mask before you wear the damn thing on your face. That way, by the time you wear this crazy thing, the birds will be comfortable enough to poke your eyes out ...

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Fingerprint Ring

Don’t leave this ring behind if you’re planning on committing a crime. The inside of the ring is engraved with your own unique fingerprint, or at least a portion of it. Etsy user fabuluster will send you an impression kit in the mail. After you send back an impression of your fingerprints, fabuluster creates your ring. You can’t get a ...

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Phone Fingers Protect Your iPhone from Smudges, Pregnancy

Just like little condoms for your fingers, the Phone Fingers fit snugly over your digits, though these have a slightly different purpose than condoms. While it’s nice to protect the iPhone from getting impregnated by your limbs, the purpose here is to prevent screen smudge. So you have a choice. Smudgy screens or pointing fingers and laughing bullies. Forget about ...

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Master Chief Cufflinks

My emotions aren’t the only thing I wear on my sleeve. No, I’m not some 14-year-old emo kid, I’m not talking about bandages around my wrists so don’t go calling the psych ward just yet. I’m talking about these awesome Master Chief Cufflinks. They go perfectly with my Master Chief jewelry. Ok, NOW you can go call the psych ward. ...

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Portal T-Shirts Simulate Teleportation

The cake really is a lie with these Portal T-Shirts from ThinkGeek. The pair of shirts work in tandem to create the illusion of teleportation, using LCD TFT displays and an embedded 5.8 GHz wireless pinhole camera. The t-shirt only comes in pairs and are only available in blue and orange, but I don’t think that will stop you from ...

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Lightsaber Glove Holster for Sweaty-Handed Force-Wielders

Even with the Force at your back it’s hard to stay cool, calm and collected when you’re battling the dark side. Your hands WILL get sweaty and slippage might occur. The Lightsaber Glove holster saves you from embarrassing lightsaber fumbles. This Lightsaber Glove Holster advertisement is prnted on a t-shirt, so it definitly exists somewhere. T-shirts never lie. Ever. And ...

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