Halloween doesn’t have to be all about getting the shit scared out of you. Craftster user SonicsInk posted this awesome Mother-Son Family Guy costume, perfect for a comedy-filled Halloween. And remember, there is always the potential for some scariness. Stewie has been trying to kill his mother for years now. Victory will be his! I love the little details, such ...
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Awesomely Cute Star Wars Pendants Were Not Made For Butthole Pleasures
Wear them as a necklace, wear them on a charm bracelet, shove them in you anus. It’s all in good fun! Right, random guy I met at the gym who promised to “clean my pipes,” whatever that means?! Stop looking at me! Link [via]
Read More »Buy Your Own Customized 3D Glasses
I totally saw this coming. All of the new 3D features being loaded into theaters calls for a more personal method of viewing. RealD creates these premium 3D glasses, fitted for your face and personal style. The coolest thing about the Look3D glasses are that the lenses are interchangeable with your normal prescription so you can wear these frames on ...
Read More »The Happiness Hat Tortures You Into Smiling
You will smile and you will like it! The Happiness Hat is designed to sense when you’re smiling. If you’re not smiling, the hat shoves a metal spike into your scalp until you are smiling. How’s that for a little extra motivation? The device is designed to teach you “improved social-interacting.” Why… ow… so… ow… serious?
Read More »Electronic Rock Guitar T-Shirt is Actually Playable
This t-shirt has a completely playable guitar built right in, including a mini-amp which you can strap to your belt. Strum by waving the included magnetic pick over the frets. The volume knob actually goes up to 11 for that little something extra and the tone knob actually works. All the major chords are included so you can totally jam ...
Read More »Cardboard Box + Smartphone = Augmented Reality
Augmented reality… it doesn’t come cheap, unless you have invention and ingenuity on your side. This crafty cheapskate created his own Augmented Reality Goggles using nothing more than some cardboard and his HTC Magic smartphone, plus a little extra hacking of the Magic’s compass feature and Google Street View. Hit the jump for a video demo.
Read More »Be a Comic Book Character for Halloween
What might be the coolest damn costume ever, this Comic Book Character costume turns your skin into a pointillist canvas, perfect for those who prefer their significant others in 2D. I can always use a little Lois Lane action in my life. Amirite, huh huh?
Read More »Our Next Evolutionary Step is Awesome
According to this t-shirt, we are nothing but spear toting nomads, prepared to take our next step into awesome mutation. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t carried around a spear for at least a decade. If this shirt design added one more link between Wolverine and the caveman, I think we’d find it just a tad more accurate.
Read More »Trouser Expander Makes You Look Like a Medium-Sized Dog is Stuffed in Your Pants
Let’s not kid ourselves. There are probably a handful of people in the U.S. with a cock the size of a small child (no not the cock of a small child, a cock the size of a small child) and you’re not one of them. Unless your planning on wearing this thing every single day, I don’t know how much ...
Read More »If the Eiffel Tower Was Sponsered By Atari…
Have you ever noticed that the Atari logo might have been inspired by a certain Parisian landmark? This is a TeeFury shirt so it’s only available for the next several hours for $9!
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