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Post-Apocalyptic Wizard of Oz Miniatures

When I think of the post-apocalyptic world, literally one of the last things I correlate with the thought is the Wizard of Oz. There’s just not too much to suggest that the world is coming to an end. Just a bad witch gone awry. But suppose the witch went a little too far with one of those little explosion bursts ...

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Russian Roulette For Kids

We here at Gearfuse are advocates of teaching the next generation only the best values. Really treating them with kid gloves. Show authorities respect, never say anything you wouldn’t want said to you, always make sure your gun is loaded with only one bullet. You know, the good stuff. The Kaba Kick from where else by Asia is pretty much ...

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Darth Vader? More Like Darth Tater

Perhaps the evilest potato you’ll ever come across, this officially licensed Darth Vader Mr. Potato Head doll made me wee just a tad. Though to be fair, I’ve been holding my full bladder hostage for about two hours now. Whether this is cooler or as cool as the Boba Fett Mr. Potato Head I can’t decide, but one thing’s for ...

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Stuffed Animals with Vaginas

Making sweet, passionate love to our stuffed animals has never been this easy. We got sort of sick of stealing our kid’s toys and cutting holes in them. It just made us feel funny for some reason. Don’t ask me why. I mean, technically they’re our toys right? I mean, we paid for the damn things. So we might not ...

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Giant Mustache Chew Toy Makes Your Dog Look Dignified

If your dog suddenly starts showing up at home smelling of cigar smoke and brandy, it might be using one of these Mustache Chew Toys. When bitten just right, it makes your dog look like a dignified British diplomat. Hilarity ensues. Apparently, symptoms also include a slight brown discoloration of a nipple or two. Seriously, what the hell is with ...

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Donald Duck Transformer

Disney has already scooped up Marvel and their massive catalog 5,000 comic book characters. But what if Disney moved onto greener pastures and started scooping up toy companies as well? If Hasbro was picked up by Disney, we might start seeing plenty of more toys like this. The Donald Duck Transformer is both nightmarish (as you contemplate the possible future) ...

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Baby Batman Dolls

Inspired by cosplay, these Baby Batman figurines come in your choice of Batman (Classic), Batman (Modern), Joker, Robin, Bat Girl, Cat Woman, Two Face and Mystery. These are pretty adorable in a “I have more toys than you kid” sort of way. Link [via]

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Star Wars Cuddle Toys Encourage Your Kids To Be Fanboys Early On

Cuddly isn’t exactly a word I would usually use to describe Darth Vader. Sure, he had strong arms and broad shoulders, but that’s beyond the point. He’s just not the cuddling type. Now Chewy on the other hand. He could be my cuddle partner any night. That’s right, I like my Wookies just like I prefer my women; rough and ...

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Halo My Little Pony Doll Toy is Hayabusa Flavored

There’s a new trend gliding through the air and it smells like pony shit. The last few weeks have produced some of the coolest gaming mash-up toys we’ve ever seen, thanks to the integration of popular game characters and My Little Pony dolls. We’ve seen a bunch in the last weeks, but we can honestly say this has become some ...

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Silent Hill-themed My Little Pony Dolls

First we saw a zombie pony. Then we posted about Gears of War and Zelda-inspired My Little Pony dolls. Now, we have the privilege to introduce the Silent Hill-themed Pony dolls, available on eBay. Specifically, these two Little Ponies are inspired by the Pyramid Head and Zombie Nurse characters. The current bid is $32, but there is eight days left ...

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