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Not quite as deadly as brass knuckles, but they score at least a million and a half more points on the geek cred scale. And there is NOTHING more important than that, no matter what your mother, or teacher, or ex-wife told you.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

Are you down with TMNT? Yeah, you know me. 23-year-old geekette Brittney Schneck transformed her 1994 Dodge Caravan into a real-life Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles van, which I expect she’ll be using to retrieve lots and lots of pizza take-out. Schneck hand-painted and stenciled the exterior colors and fabricated the ray gun, spoiler and other add-ons from scratch, but the ...

Aside from Shredder, Krang was the most reviled supervillain in the TMNT universe. And since there’s already a Shredder hoodie, I guess there was only one logical thing to do. The Krang Hoodie lovingly suggests that your upper torso is a mechanical body housing everybody’s favorite turtle-hating exoskeleton-donning brain-like world domineer. To complete Krang’s body just keep your hands in ...

Okay, so maybe Raphael and the rest of the TMNT team never officially brought down their Samurai arch-nemesis. And that’s fine. You can’t beat them all. Sometimes all you can do is temporarily thwart your enemy’s plans of world domination for the time being. Shredder does have his own following though. And understandably. The man is a monster, in the ...

TMNT action figures were my toy of choice when I still whipped out my figures for a daily rumble. I’m trying to give it up, really. I haven’t even touched my toys since yesterday. What you are witnessing above is supposedly the new look of the upcoming live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. I’m not quite sure how I feel ...

While it’s a well known fact that each of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are named after influential artists (no, they aren’t named after random dead Italian guys,) it’s become difficult for some people to place the name with their respected art pieces, lazy as art education as become. These awesome drawings pose the iconic turtles as pieces of art ...

Just imagine if some genius TV exec came up with the idea to film a live action version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It would likely look something like the design for this t-shirt. The only question I have is, would the turtles still love pizza? It wouldn’t be the same without it.