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The Imperial Undead: Star Wars and Zombies

Geek porn. That is exactly what this is. A cleverly devised ploy to sell as many t-shirts as possible to the geeky masses. As much as you might try to not buy in to total geek bait, it’s hard to deny the allure of Star Wars and zombies melded together on, what else, a tee. As if the founding fathers ...

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The Vitruvian Inspector: Go Go Gadget Da Vinci!

Vitruvius Pollio, the man who inspired Leonardo da Vinci’s work on his iconic Vitruvian Man, once described the human body as being “the principal source of proportion among the Classical orders of architecture.” Maybe that’s true when you’re dealing with a perfectly proportioned male specimen, such as myself, but Inspector Gadget’s form is more akin to that of a fun ...

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We All Have Super Powers

Call them what you will. Talents, feats, everyday tasks. I call them SUPER POWERS! Yes, it must be in all caps. No exceptions. SUPER POWERS! My mom was always trying to underestimate my SUPER POWERS! but I swear, tying your shoes with your eyes closed takes more than talent. If you want to see this shirt head to print head ...

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The Comma Sutra

Grammar nerds don’t need no Indian sex guide. They learned everything they need to know about a great sex life from studying their own English language. The Comma Sutra features some hot punctuation-on-punctuation action. No exclamation points allowed. I don’t know about you but I’m totally in support of same-punctuation marriage. Just because a comma loves another comma doesn’t make ...

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The iPhone App Shirt: Why Is Everyone Poking Me?

If you wear this tee, you’re essentially asking to be poked all day. Like some sort of geeky Pillsbury Doughboy. Except when you get poked instead of giggling you let out a proud Wookiee roar. *insert phonetic Chewbacca growl here* I do wish you could create your own custom app page based on your favorite apps, but then again, I ...

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Spock’s Hidden Talent

Two talents in one. Not only can Spock do that cool “Live Long and Prosper” finger thingy without blinking an eye, but he can also do a decent shadow puppet image of a doggy… AT THE SAME TIME. A one-trick pony, Spock is not. Link

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Donkey Kong Meets Star Wars

The majesty of Donkey Kong meets the awesomesauce of Return of the Jedi on this awesome Threadless potential tee. Currently stuck in the voting process, this mash-up t-shirt seems like a shoe-in for me, but you never know with those fickle Threadless voters. You know what to do fellow GEARheads. I want this shirt. Make it happen. Vote, vote, vote! ...

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Direct Line T-Shirt: Know Your Priorities

And thus the existential query is asked. Batman or Pizza? That is the question. You’ve got to know your priorities. Rather than having two separate phones dedicated to your two most commonly dialed numbers, it made sense to combine the two. That is until you called for a superhero and wound up with a large with extra cheese. I somehow ...

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