Tag Archives: star-wars

Millenium Falcon Server Keeps Your Data Safe From the Death Star

Whether it be a simple place to hold your data or the sacred home of your personal website, you’d like to know that your information is kept safe from any evil forces. The Millenium Falcon Server may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts. The Millenium Falcon is capable of outrunning Imperial starships. Not the local ...

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All Three Original Star Wars Movies Retold in Two Minutes… with LEGOs

I’m not sure George Lucas understood the cultural significance Star Wars would have on the geek community. From rabid action figure collectors to entire religions, the world of Star Wars is nothing short of a phenomenon. Name any other film that has generated such a cultural furor. Nothing even comes close. So you can only imagine the geek boner I ...

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Today is Star Wars Day: May the Fourth Be With You

No, really, I’m not making this up. Today is Star Wars Day, and I’m pretty sure the only reason that this is so is so people could say “May the Fourth be with you.” Us geeks are so wacky. Later this month, on May 25th, we have Geek Pride Day coming up. May is an AWESOME month! How will you ...

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It’s a Crap!: Admiral Ackbar Toilet Traps Your High-Powered Missiles

This toilet has been floating (no pun intended) around a few viral sites recently and I hesitated to jump on it out of sheer will. I’m typically against posting stuff that you might have already seen. But there’s something about the Admiral Ackbar Toilet that keeps bringing me back. It’s likely not the smell. Deviantart user bmansnuggles created this awesome ...

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The Imperial Undead: Star Wars and Zombies

Geek porn. That is exactly what this is. A cleverly devised ploy to sell as many t-shirts as possible to the geeky masses. As much as you might try to not buy in to total geek bait, it’s hard to deny the allure of Star Wars and zombies melded together on, what else, a tee. As if the founding fathers ...

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Han Solo’s Greedo Killer Raygun in Papercraft Form

For everyone with aspirations of shooting first, the Han Solo Papercraft Greedo Killer is the cheapest way to ensure you’re not laying dead in some exotic cantina, the victim of bounty scum. Or you can just make sure you’re never in debt to a Hutt. Your choice, really. Grab a stack of the highest quality paper you can find and ...

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Mexican Sugar Skull Stormtrooper Ink Will Be My Next Tattoo

Those of you who have followed Gearfuse long enough know that I’m in the process of designing myself a geeky tattoo sleeve. I’ve already got Jedi Mario and a set of Mario Stars running up my arm, but I’ve been looking for the perfect addition. This Stormtrooper Sugar Skull tat might just be my next tattoo. I know, I know, ...

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R2-D2 Trash Can: What Can’t Artoo Do?

He’s been known to enjoy a cigarette or two. He’s an avid gamer. And he’s a huge fan of the postal service. Is there anything this droid can’t do? Add trash repository to his resume. Available in both full and desktop sizes, the R2-D2 Trash Can is the perfect spot to dispose of all of that space junk you come ...

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Han, Mah Bukee!: Han Solo in Carbonite Soap

Though it might not seem like it, Jabba the Hut does take the occasional sponge bath. His only requirements are that the bathing slaves pay extra heed to his Hutnesses wiener and that they do so only with Han Solo in Carbonite Soap. For only $6.50 a pop you and the Hut can have at least one thing in common – the ownership ...

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