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Chuck Norris has nothing on Elizabeth Bennet. Recommended viewing for those of you who loved Pride and Prejudice and Zombies or Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters. I’ll tell ya, for how different things were back then, when it came to zombie slaying, those women were pretty uninhibited. Showing her knee and everything? *growl* Link

Not only are these the only jeans ever officially approved and developed by Chuck Norris, but they also happen to make your ass look pretty toight… toight like a toiger. Tight in all the right places, without the camel knuckle. Guaranteed not to bind your legs when delivering roundhouse kicks to the face, the Chuck Norris Action Jeans give you ...